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    Default If you wanted to top yourself..

    What would you prefer? I'd go for a head shot, either temple or mouth, messy but quick. Seen some that gone for hanging, leaves a right visual upset to the 'scrapers', same as drugs, stinks to high heaven and hardly quick.
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    Someone please get Legal Eagal watching over this thread.

    I can see the headlines on TheRegister now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spennyboy View Post
    Someone please get Legal Eagal watching over this thread.

    I can see the headlines on TheRegister now...

    "Internet forum owner is today in court after aiding lost surfer burner1 to end his suffering"


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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    I'd have to go with autoerotic asphyxiation........................

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    Suffocation by having the lady with the worlds largest labia straddling my face and engulfing my mouth and nostrils in flange.


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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    get completely wasted on class a's and leap off a tall building... seems a pretty fun way to end it..

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    If I wanted to top myself I think I would have to go for whipped cream with a sprinkling of hundreds and thousands!

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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    Quote Originally Posted by burner1 View Post
    What would you prefer? I'd go for a head shot, either temple or mouth, messy but quick. Seen some that gone for hanging, leaves a right visual upset to the 'scrapers', same as drugs, stinks to high heaven and hardly quick.
    "Apparently" because your instant reaction is to "flinch" just before you pull the trigger, some people fuck this method up and end up just blowing their jaw off or something instead and not actually causing a fatality...

    Hanging, if not done right can either lead to the head coming off completely or your neck not breaking which means you die slowly from asphyxiation.

    ^^Only know this from some research I had to do at college once, lol!

    I think I'd go for a combination of things, just to make sure, haha!
    Take an overdose, sit on the edge of a cliff and then shoot myself in the head - one of them has got to fuckin get you, lol!

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    Not my favourite subject. But if I was facing death anyway I would choose an overdose with an inhaled anaesthetic such as halothane.. its the most peaceful way to go and the other pro is that your parents get a very serene, unmarked corpse.
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    i'd get really high and throw meself infront of a train, like a high speed one, not the tube or anything.
    Meh....

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    I think killing yourself and involving other people is the most selfish thing anyone can do.

    Someone committed suicide by jumping off a train bridge in front of a train in my village a few years back. The train driver quit his job and was in counseling for years.

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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    Quote Originally Posted by Spike2k1 View Post
    i'd get really high and throw meself infront of a train, like a high speed one, not the tube or anything.

    I always think this must be the worst thing in the world for train drivers. Imagine the post traumatic stress this would cause. If you are going to top yourself you shouldn't inflict your pain on others.
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    A lot of drink and drugs. Might as well find out what drives crack/brown heads to devote their whole lives to the drug, as addiction wouldn't really be much of a problem in this case.

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    if i was thinking bout doing myself in last thing on my mind would be 'oh shit mr smith on the 3.15 from doncaster is gonna be late for his meeting or how tramatised someone would be. your killing yourself, surely any form of suicide is the most selfish thing as no matter who u are / where ur from / background etc someone is gonna be affected / traumatised by your actions? whether family, work buds, friends, the postman, newsagent, body finder etc.
    Meh....

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    Id quite liek to throw myself off at tall building / sky scraper, bet the view would be great before you head down

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    take just enough PCP,so that you dont OD, then pull a large caliber gun out in front of a load of Brazillian police........Fecking Blaze `O Glory!!!!
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    I would just get high as a kite, then put a shotgun in my mouth, and pull the trigger (if I can reach it, i'de rig up a pully system!)

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    I could never bring myself to do it.
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    the one i would go for.is tie a rope round a pole tie the other end round my neck and see how fast i could go.
    or go to iraq

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    Default Re: If you wanted to top yourself..

    Quote Originally Posted by dava123 View Post
    the one i would go for.is tie a rope round a pole tie the other end round my neck and see how fast i could go.
    or go to iraq
    That were in our local paper a few months back - a guy near here (well, I say near, about 5 miles away!) tied a rope round his neck, tied the other end to a lamppost then drove off like fuck. The rope snapped (along with his neck) and he smashed through the front of someones house. Dunno whether he were fully decapitated or not, but I heard it left a bit of a mess!

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