B&Q,Bank Holiday,Pensioners....

[beekae]

Im having difficulty controlling my rage ,ands words cant describe !..you get the picture.

[beekae]

OK,I will try to keep calm(deep breath,deep breathe)....

I avoid B&Q like the plague,because they are robbing ba$tards,but would never venture within 50 miles on a Wednesday....its pensioners day

Anyway,HAD to go today for ONE tin of deck stain.No probs thinks me,it'll be quiet.

The first sign was the amount of pristine condition,1995,Nissan Micras in the car park.
Strange,but proved nothing,I headed for the entrance.

Even the sight of tens of them,scrabbling about for a pound coin for a trolley,wasnt enough to put me off.
I was in.
If you have ever seen Dawn Of The Dead,you might appreciate what I faced.

Hundreds,thousands,nay millions of old duffers with inane grins and lethal trolleys.
Walk by an aisle,and they block your path.Walk behind them and they stop suddenly....blocking your path.

I only want a tin of stain you cvnts !

Everywhere you go,the're hovering.Weather this,pension that.
Its a DIY store,not a fu(king social club you pish-stained old boot !!

Then theres the checkouts,oh for fvcks sake.....
A bag of compost and a half priced,half dead pansy.Every one of them.

Its "Care in the Community" on the tills day too !

Oh joy,the old fud wants to pay with her new credit card,but she cant find it amongst the other shit in her handbag.She didnt think to start looking,whilst we stood in the 6 hour queue.
After finding it,she doesnt know the pin number.

Meanwhile,her wee husband(looks like cvnt out of LOTR),wants the price checked.

And to top my day off,the fvckers are in front of me all the way home...........at 15 mph.
...and it was raining,and too wet to stain the decking when I get there.

[maverick_15]

That's God's way of telling you he hates you.

[beekae]

Really ?,fk,thats the only other cvnt I thought might like me.
Shit,shit,shit !

[diablos]

Your going to be old and shrivelled soon, pensioners are people too you know.

[beekae]

I appreciate that,BUT.....Wednesdays Only !

[Waka]

What twot goes to B&Q
a. on a Bank Holiday
b. ever

And why were you doing DIY on a sunny weekend you downtrodden, henpecked fool...unless you were drinking yer deck-stain ;-p

You got what you deserved you daft bugger...and now you smell of old people too ;-p

W.

[edit] raining?!? bwa ha haa, that's what you get for living north of the wall.

[beekae]

1-Everywhere else is shut.
2-Brownie points for the pub.
3-Get fu(ked Nigel/Simon/Randolph.

[johnny]

3-Get fu(ked Nigel/Simon/Randolph.

Frank*

[Tommy J]

With you on that rant, they give oap discounts on wednesdays for a reason, to keep these old duffers off the roads at the weekend, yet they still insist on spoiling every other fvckers weekend.

Personally, I think dial-a-ride should do a deal with B&Q, bit like park and ride.....

[toto67]

The thing is Beekae,its only a few years til you be able to use that Wednesday discount too..Is that what it is,they have got it before you,ya auld cvnt yeh
Jeez,id hate to be your neighbour

[Tommy J]

The thing is Beekae,its only a few years til you be able to use that Wednesday discount too..Is that what it is,they have got it before you,ya auld cvnt yeh
Jeez,id hate to be your neighbour

Ah, he's in Denial

[maverick_15]

Ah, he's in Denial

What's swimming in Africa got to do with this?

[Lee Macro]

OK,I will try to keep calm(deep breath,deep breathe)....

I avoid B&Q like the plague,because they are robbing ba$tards,but would never venture within 50 miles on a Wednesday....its pensioners day

Anyway,HAD to go today for ONE tin of deck stain.No probs thinks me,it'll be quiet.

The first sign was the amount of pristine condition,1995,Nissan Micras in the car park.
Strange,but proved nothing,I headed for the entrance.

Even the sight of tens of them,scrabbling about for a pound coin for a trolley,wasnt enough to put me off.
I was in.
If you have ever seen Dawn Of The Dead,you might appreciate what I faced.

Hundreds,thousands,nay millions of old duffers with inane grins and lethal trolleys.
Walk by an aisle,and they block your path.Walk behind them and they stop suddenly....blocking your path.

I only want a tin of stain you cvnts !

Everywhere you go,the're hovering.Weather this,pension that.
Its a DIY store,not a fu(king social club you pish-stained old boot !!

Then theres the checkouts,oh for fvcks sake.....
A bag of compost and a half priced,half dead pansy.Every one of them.

Its "Care in the Community" on the tills day too !

Oh joy,the old fud wants to pay with her new credit card,but she cant find it amongst the other shit in her handbag.She didnt think to start looking,whilst we stood in the 6 hour queue.
After finding it,she doesnt know the pin number.

Meanwhile,her wee husband(looks like cvnt out of LOTR),wants the price checked.

And to top my day off,the fvckers are in front of me all the way home...........at 15 mph.
...and it was raining,and too wet to stain the decking when I get there.

Bad day was it??

[chubblies]

I hate B&Q with a passion. I recently needed to drill some tiles, so had to go there for the special drill bits(as there are no other diy shops where I live) and they only sold the bits in packs of 3 for something like £11.
Hello, do I want 3?? No I want just 1 thankyou. Sorry sir they only come in packs of 3. Look fucknuts, I dont want to buy 3, only 1. Sorry sir, there is nothing I can do.
A quick rip of the packet, drill bit in pocket, jobs a good un.
I would have happily paid for 1 drill bit, as that is all I wanted, but I refuse to pay for 3 when I only need 1.
It always makes me laugh too, as they always have their overalls with the "here to help" logo on the back, and most of the staff have never even seen a tape measure, let alone used one.
Cunts