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    Default Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    Bloody pieces of my passenger window all over the inside of my car. Stuff in the door pockets raked through.

    Nothing taken because there was FUCK ALL in the car because I know not to invite someone to break in.

    They had a look through the Glasgow road map and my directions to an estate agents, must have been rivetting for them.

    Maybe they were just lost and needed some directions?!

    Cunts

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    One of my pals cars got broken into and it was strange as the only thing he couldn't accept was why they hadn't taken his ramones cd, He said the bstards have no musical taste, he never bothered the fact they'd nicked his cdplayer or speakers.

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    so in future, put all your valubles inside a ramones cd case

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    so in future, put all your valubles inside a ramones cd case
    pmsl

    Ive never had anyone try to break into a car of mine, although last year some cunt had a fight against it, arrived after lunch to find dents all over one side of the fookin car, and blood down the bonnet and over the lights.

    I swear it looked like some twat had taken it for a spin and hit a fuckin deer !!!

    No cctv anywhere, so had to stump up myself!!! cunts.
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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    flat packed huh.

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    This sh!t sucks balls...

    I had my car keyed this week, along with about five others at my work. So I know the feeling...

    Never been affected by car crime apart from one time, when I was a teenager.

    I had an old battered up Mk2 Escort. I liked it, it did the job. I had a real crummy stereo in it that didn't work properly. The tape drive was jammed. It had an auxillary input so I used a phono to headphone wire to plug in my £80 fancy walkman. I tucked all the wires away behind the dash and the walkman sat on a little shelf to the right of the stering column.

    The car was bright orange with a brown vinyl roof, real classy like... Anyway.

    One night I had a few too many at a pub in Cricklewood, North London and left it parked on a main road opposite the pub.

    I came back the next day and to my horror the door was open. Not unlocked, well, that too, but open! Whoever had done it had taken the car stereo! Not the £80 walkman, the carrier bag of rave tapes, the packet of fags or anything else. Just the crummy stereo.

    I nearly wet myself with laughter, so I locked it up again and went back to the pub.

    For those who don't know, locks on old fords were not that hot...


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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    For those who don't know, locks on old fords were not that hot...

    I think it's all old cars

    I worked at Safeway when I was about 16, and the key for my locker could be used to open all the doors on a friend's Mini
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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    they break in also if they see a mobile phone holder & sat nav holder, thinking you might of just put it under the seat or the openable unlockable glovebox. soon as they see that, they got a good chance of a snatch and grab as usually people leave their valuable items under the car seat or in the glove box unlockable

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    Lol old cars could be opened using the jiggler keys, slim jim, all kinds would open them!

    Some funny old stories though, like DJOverdoses

    Shame your car got window put in though Destro, I would love to catch someone try that to somethings of mine


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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki View Post
    they break in also if they see a mobile phone holder & sat nav holder, thinking you might of just put it under the seat or the openable unlockable glovebox. soon as they see that, they got a good chance of a snatch and grab as usually people leave their valuable items under the car seat or in the glove box unlockable
    Yeah, the copper was asking me about all that stuff (none of which I have). He even said that people with TomToms etc need to be careful cos the robbing scum will even look for a mark the little sucker made on your windscreen.

    I've managed to go through everything I thought was in the car and it turns out that they took the only thing that was in my glovebox, my hands free earphones thingy that came with my n70.

    Quality when someone busts your window for the sake of something that's worth about a fiver.

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    Default Re: Stupid F**king C*nts That Break into my car when there's nothing to steal

    I've had some silly ones, like an old saab turbo I lost the keys for. By the time I got back to tow it, scum had smashed a windows, found an old crap £10 from petrol station tool box, and also ripped off my wiper and indictor stalks. Also left my headlights on, so my battery was dead.

    My first car was a golf gti mk1. Only bought the thing for £187.50. Blew the engine and it was left on the a406 flyover by charlie brown roundabout in ilford. By the time I got a tow truck, the car had been stolen, despite having shabby wheels and interior and a blown engine.

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