Hmm, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me, it won't be the first time I've had to let a member down lightly before taking out a restraining order.
On to your new woman, after 6 years with someone she'll be looking for someone fresh, exciting and with no baggage, so don't be telling her about how you were once violated by the older boys in a tent while on a school trip to the Lakes and it's left you with a morbid fear of beautiful landscapes.
This is just a hunch but I suspect regular anal sex play was part of the reason behind her recent break up, she wanted it and her ex was uncomfortable with the whole thing. So make it clear early on that you're a 'friend of anal' and you'll be more than willing to play with her ringpeice. However, set some boundaries and make sure she knows that cleaniness is essential and if she don't floss she ain't boss.
Lastly, women respect a man who is violent. Conventional wisdom would suggest otherwise, however, women are hardly conventional, hell, one of the most common fantasies a woman has is about being raped. So when you see her Wednesday, punch her sqaure in the mouth and tell her she's gonna do what daddy tells her, then a swift kick to the fanny should secure your place in her heart.
If you follow my advice I suspect you'll be too busy over the next couple of weeks to spend much time on DF, so good luck soldier. And remember, you are a Sasquatch and she is the unsuspecting hiker lost on the love trial to your heart, chase her and before you know it she'll have fallen deep into your love pit.
Oh, yeah, and send me some of her pubes.
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