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    Default Abusive Pm's

    I used to get a real lot of them, Has there been a filter put on my PM's or has my new found love for my fellow members, made me all lovely and cuddly, so not so much of a target.

    If anyone has any funny ones can they post them i know its not forum etiquette(sp) but will give me a laugh off course hide their usernames.


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    Heres on i got from a rangers supporter, when i had the Seltic avator up he thought i supported seltic i think, as i called a well known rangers website a cesspit of depravity.

    jokeingly but he didn't get it.

    cesspit of depravity?

    there's thousands of bears/bearettes use that board who actually attend the games

    you sir are a grade A tosser

    mr friendly?

    mr up his own rectum more like

    a keyboard smart arse

    fucking prick


    I think he was a closet seltic supporter maybe using another name


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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    PM sent

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    PM sent
    ,cunt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    ,cunt.
    Hey, I though it was an invitation to insult you

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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    Bothered?

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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    I agree with fireblade, tbh I don't think enough abusive pms get sent...
    [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Real pirates don't [I]STEAL[/I], they [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]SHARE[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [/B][SIZE=1]Unless they are cunts, then they just leech...:happy:[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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    you fucking pathetic little worm your views will change when u reach puberty

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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    I sent him one but he seemed to like it so am disappointed.


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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    I guess it depends on what you consider as "abusive" Being told that someone wants to kick you in the flaps might be looked upon by some people as a kinky game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I sent him one but he seemed to like it so am disappointed.
    funny. i reckon might send him a piccy of themselves, so if he goes off for a short while we know what hes doing

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I sent him one but he seemed to like it so am disappointed.
    God I could watch those lips in your signature all day long telling me to fuck myself

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    this thread is a fucking great idea >>> raptors seal of approval

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    As for calling me a cunt ... fuck off you pathetic scouse twat!!!

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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    Not abusive but since we're posting PM's this is an absolute nugget and can't be missed! CJ in full flow

    Hmm, it's ok to admit you have a crush on me, it won't be the first time I've had to let a member down lightly before taking out a restraining order.

    On to your new woman, after 6 years with someone she'll be looking for someone fresh, exciting and with no baggage, so don't be telling her about how you were once violated by the older boys in a tent while on a school trip to the Lakes and it's left you with a morbid fear of beautiful landscapes.

    This is just a hunch but I suspect regular anal sex play was part of the reason behind her recent break up, she wanted it and her ex was uncomfortable with the whole thing. So make it clear early on that you're a 'friend of anal' and you'll be more than willing to play with her ringpeice. However, set some boundaries and make sure she knows that cleaniness is essential and if she don't floss she ain't boss.

    Lastly, women respect a man who is violent. Conventional wisdom would suggest otherwise, however, women are hardly conventional, hell, one of the most common fantasies a woman has is about being raped. So when you see her Wednesday, punch her sqaure in the mouth and tell her she's gonna do what daddy tells her, then a swift kick to the fanny should secure your place in her heart.

    If you follow my advice I suspect you'll be too busy over the next couple of weeks to spend much time on DF, so good luck soldier. And remember, you are a Sasquatch and she is the unsuspecting hiker lost on the love trial to your heart, chase her and before you know it she'll have fallen deep into your love pit.

    Oh, yeah, and send me some of her pubes.
    Last edited by cyprus; 28th April 2007 at 11:47 PM.

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    Default Re: Abusive Pm's

    What about this one, not abuse more of a ditty cum song



    His name is Uncle Diablos, He hangs around primary schools
    Underneath his raincoat, He’s always totally nude
    He shows his navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
    He gets a full erection, and has to rush to the gents

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, can't we please go home?
    Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

    He introduces his penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice
    He likes to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, where's our special treat?
    Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

    He looks in his portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
    He looks up his own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, can't we please go home?
    We've never seen any dildos, we don't want to wear pantyhose
    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, Why have you smeared us with cake?
    We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.


    This is an actual pm.


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    Fucking dick head, I made a mistake and got a mark against me then you give me another one you prick, your life probably revolves around sitting in a room on your own chatting to your geeky friends on a computer, go out an get a life you cunt!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    Fucking dick head, I made a mistake and got a mark against me then you give me another one you prick, your life probably revolves around sitting in a room on your own chatting to your geeky friends on a computer, go out an get a life you cunt!!!

    Thats a good one


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    and he sends the pm from the same geeky chatroom. Cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    What about this one, not abuse more of a ditty cum song



    His name is Uncle Diablos, He hangs around primary schools
    Underneath his raincoat, He’s always totally nude
    He shows his navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
    He gets a full erection, and has to rush to the gents

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, can't we please go home?
    Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

    He introduces his penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice
    He likes to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, where's our special treat?
    Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

    He looks in his portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
    He looks up his own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, can't we please go home?
    We've never seen any dildos, we don't want to wear pantyhose
    Ooh! Uncle Diablos, Why have you smeared us with cake?
    We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.


    This is an actual pm.
    Whoever sent you that has some serious fucking issues.


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