Not all holes are goals.
Some are bottomless pits with green slimey scum clinging to the walls.

Seems to me the club to avoid in Blackpool would be the Walkabout.

This is a classic case of a bulldog chewing a wasp...
http://www.blackpoolgirls.com/gallery/p07.jpg

Seriously though, the OP stated 'Would You?'. FUCK NO, NOT EVEN WITH YOURS!