Close

Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: Horny Granny

  1. #1
    DF VIP Member BertRoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Poppy Fields
    Posts
    23,955
    Thanks
    1,038
    Thanked:        2,059
    Karma Level
    2514

    Default Horny Granny

    Granny grows horn A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

    The horn curves downward and looks like the stalk of a pumpkin, reports the Yangcheng Evening Post.
    Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city, Guangdong province, says it first appeared three years ago.
    "At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said.
    Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view."
    But her family are hoping that medical experts can explain the phenomenon.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2335990.html


  2. #2
    DF VIP Member super mike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    hereford
    Posts
    6,082
    Thanks
    295
    Thanked:        252
    Karma Level
    702

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Looks like a lump of melted chocolate stuck to her forehead with double sided tape.

  3. #3
    DF VIP Member GameKing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Pits of Hell
    Posts
    12,798
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        2
    Karma Level
    1438

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    what a letdown, I was expecting a sexy septuagenarian.
    /GK puts cock away.

  4. #4
    DF VIP Member muttleymacclad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Here
    Posts
    5,717
    Thanks
    931
    Thanked:        659
    Karma Level
    647

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    I bet that would hurt if she went down on you !
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry

  5. #5
    DF VIP Member BBK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    here
    Posts
    12,422
    Thanks
    234
    Thanked:        128
    Karma Level
    1084

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Quote Originally Posted by muttleymacclad View Post
    I bet that would hurt if she went down on you !
    Maybe if she gets the angle right she can shaft your arsehole whilst sucking you off.......

  6. #6
    DF Moderator
    ss30's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Oxford
    Posts
    4,976
    Thanks
    414
    Thanked:        597
    Karma Level
    559

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Maybe if she gets the angle right she can shaft your arsehole whilst sucking you off.......
    LOL

    Cheapreefer on instagram

  7. #7
    DF VIP Member pizza-man's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    4,224
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked:        15
    Karma Level
    605

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    horny biatch

  8. #8
    DF General DogsBody
    Mickey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Digital Forums
    Posts
    16,955
    Thanks
    1,879
    Thanked:        2,077
    Karma Level
    1255

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Its the mark or the devil
    Shes a devil woman and shes out to get you

  9. #9
    DF VIP Member DB's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Seaham
    Posts
    7,918
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    871

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    How the feck you supposed to neck on with that???
    SUNDERLAND AFC - THE NORTH EASTS ONLY PREMIERSHIP TEAM

  10. #10
    DF VIP Member Keva's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wetwang, Unite
    Posts
    2,528
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked:        1
    Karma Level
    406

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Looks like a thin penis to me ... haha dick head

  11. #11
    DF VIP Member BBK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    here
    Posts
    12,422
    Thanks
    234
    Thanked:        128
    Karma Level
    1084

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Quote Originally Posted by Keva View Post
    Looks like a thin penis to me
    does it ?

  12. #12
    DF VIP Member DB's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Seaham
    Posts
    7,918
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    871

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    fookin ell mate, my dick dont look anything like that, you need some kind of steroid cream
    SUNDERLAND AFC - THE NORTH EASTS ONLY PREMIERSHIP TEAM

  13. #13
    DF VIP Member GameKing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Pits of Hell
    Posts
    12,798
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        2
    Karma Level
    1438

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey Mutant View Post
    Shes a devil woman and shes out to get you
    you sounded just like Cliff Richard then.

  14. #14
    DF VIP Member wonkyfox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Sunny Dagenham
    Posts
    3,243
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    456

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Looks like a cat has taken a dump on her forehead while she was sleeping.
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

  15. #15
    DF VIP Member MIKE M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    LIVERPOOL
    Posts
    351
    Thanks
    62
    Thanked:        12
    Karma Level
    289

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Doctors have confirmed its a penis, they also gave her the bad news that she will be blind within a year




























    When her balls drop
    Mike


    Im not bitter, Im a red

  16. #16
    DF VIP Member Keva's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wetwang, Unite
    Posts
    2,528
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked:        1
    Karma Level
    406

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    does it ?
    IMO of coarse. Not the right colour etc so maybe an artists impression.

  17. #17
    DF VIP Member rIKmAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Stafford
    Posts
    6,502
    Thanks
    1,061
    Thanked:        645
    Karma Level
    636

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Is it wrong that I'm disapointed now I`ve read further than title?

  18. #18
    DF VIP Member c0axial's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    M44
    Posts
    1,493
    Thanks
    159
    Thanked:        188
    Karma Level
    382

    Default Re: Horny Granny

    Looks like a Piece o Turd
    127.0.0.1

Similar Threads

  1. Granny and her grandchild
    By leonard in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 28th December 2004, 10:46 PM
  2. One Horny French bloke
    By CaptainRizla in forum The Dog and Duck
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 20th December 2003, 04:23 PM
  3. Super Granny - Defender of Justice
    By ibobsy in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 16th August 2003, 11:08 AM
  4. granny loves sex
    By magic1 in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 21st March 2003, 09:06 PM
  5. check this horny bitch [adult]
    By cybollox in forum Funny Pictures
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 25th November 2002, 08:41 PM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •