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    Funny ---gasms

    Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
    Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
    Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
    Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
    Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
    Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
    Sex with a pr0stitute - whore-gasms.
    Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
    Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
    Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
    Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
    Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
    Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
    Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
    Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
    Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms.
    Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
    Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
    Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
    Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
    Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
    Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
    Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
    Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
    Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
    Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
    Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
    Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
    Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
    Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
    Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
    Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
    Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
    Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
    Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
    Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
    Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
    Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
    Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
    Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
    Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
    Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
    Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    some good ones there, also some new places to try
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    Default Re: ---gasms

    Brilliant! very good GK

    A few of my own....

    Sex for 8 hours - red rawgasms
    Sex with 007 - Roger Moorgasms
    Sex where nobody cums - no score drawgasms
    Sex in the mouth - jawgasms
    Sex in a public place - against the lawgasms

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    3 more.
    sex with a police officer - law gasms
    sex with a telescope - Patrick Moore gasms
    sex with a gunslinger - quick on the draw gasms

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    Sex with finely chopped cabbage, carrot and mayo - coleslawgasms (groan!)
    Sex with 3 fit Irish sisters - Corrgasms
    Sex with Hans Christian Anderson - Folkloregasms
    Sex with the cat - pawgasms

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    Sex with Anthea Turner - neveragaingasm

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    Sex with 3 fit Irish sisters - Corrgasms
    you forgot the hairy-arsed brother mate.

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    Sex in Tolkeins Realm - Mordor-gasms
    Sex with a hobo - Poorgasms
    Sex in a barnyard - straw-gasms
    Sex with pigs - Boar-gasms
    Sex with triplets - four-gasms
    Sex with Hitler - War-gasms
    Sex with Sophie Ellise Bexter - Murder on the Dance Floor-gasms
    Sex with a green beret - Marine-Corps-gasms
    Sex with the ugly one - Chore-gasms

    That's it, I'm spent!

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    Sex with the cat - pawgasms
    Shouldn't that be urbsygasms?

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    Default Re: ---gasms

    Sex with cooking sauces - Knorrgasms
    Sex in a kids playground - See-sawgasms
    Sex with a god - Thorgasms

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