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    Default Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    One belives that referring to one's self as one makes one sound like a cunt. Doth one agree with said statement?

    Is is possible to refer to thyself as one without sounding like one massive bastard?

    A debate I fired off in work when I wanted to waste some time...
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    Works for Liz
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_ View Post
    Works for Liz
    It does when one speaks the Queens English!!

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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    When amongst the said 'cunts' one may achieve refferring to oneself as one to appear on the same level as one's peers.

    Personally I think such people sound like up therir own arse arrogant pricks but who am I to judge


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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    I always refer to the "great diablos" as another person and can confirm i am a cunt.


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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    If you're talking about getting hold of something dodgy:

    eg. how would one go about finding one of these stolen TVs?

    Is about the only use that doesn't make you said like a cnut, but you have to say it slightly sarcastically.
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    I think you sound like a cunt mate !!!

    5 replies and im the first to give you a straight fucking answer
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    cheera dappa, glad to know da house aint init wit da rudie bong rudy bling wicked safe tune aii
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    lmfao
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    happiness is the main thing

    but that aside, becuase it ruines my doomed thread, does anyone refer to 'one' properly whilst keeping dignity in tact?

    It reminds anyone of some posh cunt when referring to the first person one, howerver, how DO you refer to yourself without the pompous referral?
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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    IMHO anyone who has to refer to themselves as "one" must have one's head stuck so far up one's arse that one must wear oneself as a hat

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    Default Re: Referring to 'one' in the literal sense but not sounding like a cunt

    "One is listening to a full on banging, rinsing choon in one's phat Corsa, wiv one's bint innit?"

    Nope, somehow it just doesn't work....cunt it is then........

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