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    Default How depraved is DF??

    Ok, and no bullshit.............

    1) What the most deprived sexual thing you've been asked to do?
    2) Did you do it?
    3) What's the most deprived sexual thing you've asked someone to do?
    4) Did they do it?

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    Default Re: How deprived is DF??

    1) It involved tongues and Blood
    2) I'll try anything once
    3) A quick lick of the star-fish whilst getting head
    4) Surprisingly, no!

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    Default Re: How deprived is DF??

    I think you meant depraved as opposed to deprived so have amended the title.


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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    1) What the most depraved sexual thing you've been asked to do?

    Punch a woman while fucking her.

    2) Did you do it?

    Yeah but not hard. She fucking insisted the crazy bitch. The sexual relationship lasted about 4 hours.

    3) What's the most depraved sexual thing you've asked someone to do?

    I consider nothing I have asked for to be depraved as it is in the eye of the beholder.

    4) Did they do it?

    Better fucking had


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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    4) Did they do it?

    Better fucking had
    Or they get a punch!!

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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    1) What the most depraved sexual thing you've been asked to do?

    Strangle a girl whilst fucking her, and she really wanted to be choking. Or mock rape (a different bird) where I had to go out of the room (into the loo in a hotel) then burst back in, throw her about a bit then fuck the living shit out of her. She was fit as fuck but a complete loon and may she rest in peace, she committed suicide about 4 years ago.

    2) Did you do it?
    Sort of but half heartedly and yes, like a man possessed.

    3) What's the most depraved sexual thing you've asked someone to do?

    I've done quite a bit of odd whimsical sex stuff but one occasion springs to mind. I once got a girl to let me "make breakfast" on a her cunt which involved me smearing natural yoghurt all over her minge area, sprinkling Frosties on it and putting a toothbrush up her fanny. I think it was more of a humiliation thing, not just for her but it was my mates toothbrush.

    4) Did they do it?
    Yep.
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    1) What the most depraved sexual thing you've been asked to do?

    Don a black polo neck, balaclava and heavy mototcycle gloves. Burst into the house in pitch darkness, find my way to the bedroom and then fuck her thru her tights.

    2) Did you do it?

    Yes, but the 2nd time I did it I tripped on the stairs and badly sprained my ankle. Fucking looney bitch thought I was faking it as part of the roll play, jumped on me and started screaming.

    3) What's the most deprived sexual thing you've asked someone to do?

    I asked the same bird to tongue my arse

    4) Did they do it?

    Yes, she did (but only after a thorough jet wash).

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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    1) What the most depraved sexual thing you've been asked to do?

    Don a black polo neck, balaclava and heavy mototcycle gloves. Burst into the house in pitch darkness, find my way to the bedroom and then fuck her thru her tights.

    2) Did you do it?

    Yes, but the 2nd time I did it I tripped on the stairs and badly sprained my ankle. Fucking looney bitch thought I was faking it as part of the roll play, jumped on me and started screaming.
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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    shag my mates wife.
    yes i did it in the name of science
    my mate was sat wan&ing while i was banging away - love it.
    its a hard job but someones got to do it lol

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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    shag my mates wife.
    yes i did it in the name of science
    my mate was sat wan&ing while i was banging away - love it.
    its a hard job but someones got to do it lol
    Buhahahaha, Rugs had me do the same.........

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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    1. Nothing exciting.
    2. Yes
    3. Ask for head in the back of an ex's parents car, while they were in the front.
    4. Yes, and god knows how we didn't get caught.

    Lee, did you start the thread so you wouldn't have to answer the questions?
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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    I feel I know you c*nts well enough now

    1) What the most deprived sexual thing you've been asked to do?
    Lie down in a bath tub while she pissed all over me.

    2) Did you do it?
    I was fine with it, but when she started to get near my face I pulled the plug.

    3) What's the most deprived sexual thing you've asked someone to do?
    At uni, I asked a girlfriend to accompany me to a swinging venue as I was curious as hell.

    4) Did they do it?
    She agreed, but I think it was more to keep me happy. We arrived at this suburban house and were greeted by our George and Mildred hosts, it immediatly became clear that we were by far the youngest couple there. But it didn't bother me as much as I'm into older women (MILFS, GILFS), however she hated it as she became a magnet for a lot of overweight, leering old men who were lining up to screw her. We broke up a week later and I do still feel guilty.

    But other than that I've lived a pretty innocent life
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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    shag my mates wife.
    yes i did it in the name of science
    my mate was sat wan&ing while i was banging away - love it.
    its a hard job but someones got to do it lol
    You didn't look that hard on the video on youtube

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    Default Re: How depraved is DF??

    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoBanga View Post
    You didn't look that hard on the video on youtube
    lol it was a cold day alexi

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