Ugly people

[BBK]

Why is it I can't help staring at ugly people? Now, I know I'm no oil painting, but I find myself staring at ugly people, and I'm getting convinced now that this certain ugly girl in the office is going to think I fancy her, because I keep looking at her as I walk past her desk. But its like an addiction, I can't stop! HELP!!!

[BertRoot]

Is there any wood effect downstairs while looking at her? Probably just one of them things. I have an overwhelming desire to make a comment on ugly cunts and occasionally I have and been caught but I start hitting myself and making strange noises and they soon run off.

[maverick_15]

Smile and look at everyone in the office and it'll be fine, she'll just think you're a nice chap.

Failing that, paper bag her and hit that.

[Tommy J]

If she asks why you keep looking at her just say

"I just can't believe how ugly you are, I have to keep checking in case I've missed the joke".

[BBK]

I do like the policy of smiling at all the women, who knows, eventually I may get lucky

And Bert - no wood, not at all. I am a great believer in the theory that you can usually find something attractive about a woman (nice tits, arse, eyes, hair etc), but this one has nothing. She's very butch, shapeless, walks like a guy, and has nasty daggy hair . So deffo no wood going on!

[Ganty]

I do like the policy of smiling at all the women, who knows, eventually I may get lucky

And Bert - no wood, not at all. I am a great believer in the theory that you can usually find something attractive about a woman (nice tits, arse, eyes, hair etc), but this one has nothing. She's very butch, shapeless, walks like a guy, and has nasty daggy hair . So deffo no wood going on!

Not even a tiny "springy" wood? A twitch?

She sounds like a great catch to me

[BBK]

She sounds like a great catch to me

I'll put in a good word if you like m8, I reckon she's single and gagging for it

[DJAd]

Dude, you can't be posting this without a piccy, got a camera phone?? Maybe a cheeky under the desk up skirt...........

[BBK]

Don't worry, I've been thinking of this. Trouble is my office is very busy. Now, I may be able to find the standard security picture (most of us have them on the network), but to do that I need to know her name, and I don't know how I can get her name without asking her, or asking someone else, both of which could be seen as me being interested.

But I will work on it

[Ganty]

Don't worry, I've been thinking of this. Trouble is my office is very busy. Now, I may be able to find the standard security picture (most of us have them on the network), but to do that I need to know her name, and I don't know how I can get her name without asking her, or asking someone else, both of which could be seen as me being interested.

But I will work on it

Easy just elbow her in the face and say "Sorry Helen"

She'll reply "My name's not Helen..." Unless of course, it is, but then you'll know anyway!

[BBK]

ok, so thats one option ..........

[Tommy J]

another is to go over to her desk and slip her a cheeky finger, you'll soon find her name out during your arrest

[BBK]

and option b was to wait until she locked her computer, saunter over for a "look out the window" ..... and there it is, her name. And yes, I can see her staff photo, and incredibly enough, she looks worse in the photo than in real life.

Now all I need is the courage to actually take the photo off the work intranet and publish it on an public forum .......

[Ganty]

and option b was to wait until she locked her computer, saunter over for a "look out the window" ..... and there it is, her name. And yes, I can see her staff photo, and incredibly enough, she looks worse in the photo than in real life.

Now all I need is the courage to actually take the photo off the work intranet and publish it on an public forum .......

I know you have it in you...

[wtaylor]

C'mon weres the piccy......I bet she is a stunner
Use ur camera phone like I do to the Milfs in Asda posted 1 here yesterday

[DJAd]

Now all I need is the courage to actually take the photo off the work intranet and publish it on an public forum .......

Well what you waiting for!!!

I was at the chippy for me lunch and the bird serving was a proper minger but had the biggest tits, I even managed to get a sneeky snap over the counter! Will post tonight cos I don't have my phone lead at work.

{EDIT} In mobile pic's thread.

[Nibb]

Good work mate!

Looking forward to it!

[CzarJunkie]

Get 'er fucked, what's wrong with you?

[Nikki]

I cant agree any more, there some like that at my place, she ugly as its her nose how it comes out, but then i get images of spraying my love juice over her face and see it drip off. So i decided moving departments was the best option

[johnny]

I always imagine myself punching fuck out of their faces to see if I can make the "mess" better...

They're probably thinking the same thing about me though