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    Default Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
    The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong.
    He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.
    The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
    He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours.
    A pal told The Sun: “God knows what he was up to - but he won’t be trying it again in a hurry.”


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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    See, all the best stuff happens in Kent

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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    Bahahahaha you cruel bastard

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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    A Padlock maybe, but why superglueing it aswell, some people have the weirdest perversions

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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    Just HAS to be a sick woman behind this! sex game indeed! where's the fun for the guy? Whats with the superglue? Never trust anyone that can bleed for a week and survive!

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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    maybe thats the after pic and they slipped with the cutters?

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    Default Re: Men do strange things with their penises sometimes.

    nobody`s said it yet so I will....what a knob!

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