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    or should I say the BBC...or even Jonathon Woss...Cunt!

    I was channel surfing as you do when I cam across Live Earth. The Beastie Boys were on...marvellous...a chance to kick back with classic `80s white boy hiphop. So they played Slingshot, Intergallactic and, just when they were about to almost certainly play Sabotage...an awesome tune...Woss cut in and said "well, thats enough of that, lets cross to fuck-knows-where and listen to some shite pop"...CUNT.

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    fuckin right - less chit chat more rock and/or roll :-)

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    At least they saw the Foo Fighters through...Grohl rocks :banana4

    Actually, after watching the Foo Fighters I`ve got a rock head on now...so Soundgarden is cranked up `cause I`m fucked if I`m watching Madonna !!!
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    I personally enjoyed enormously the way every guest he had basically took the piss out the event , I mean Madonna telling me if I wanna save the planet I should sing along really got the point across perfectly and I turned the TV off ... see look it's working already, I'm a hero !!!

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    i got to the bit where "time goes slowly" time and time and time again so i did my bit an turned it off

    first time all day ive had a sit down and shes gobbin off about global warmin if it were more sunny maybe i wouldnt have been flooded a fortnight ago

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    Bunch of hypocrites; drive from A to B in a 10 gallon a mile guzzler, take a private plane to get somewhere..... then try to tell me to be more Conscientious to help save the planet... cnuts. And that's just the BBC staff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burner1 View Post
    Bunch of hypocrites; drive from A to B in a 10 gallon a mile guzzler, take a private plane to get somewhere..... then try to tell me to be more Conscientious to help save the planet... cnuts. And that's just the BBC staff.
    It really is completely incredible, drives me up the wall.
    Do they take themselves seriously though? Or are they ripping the piss?

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    I caught a little of Madonas set ( 1 min was all I could stand), and I really dont think her Romany Gypos were playing thier instruments. One of them was almost...er...spanking his gituar and there was a shot where he just didnt bother for a second ror two...with absolutely no change in music...fake cnuts !!!!
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    if you looked madonna's fucking gay guitar bit you'd notice her guitar wasn't plugged in and didn't have a mic attached so there is zero way that any sound she was making would be heard by anyone, the same goes for the gypsy with the acoustic guitar and also even though the violin gypsy was pretty damn good at instrumental miming, he forgot to fake playing it for 1 bit where the violin music was heard but he was standing still like a twat.

    so it's not just shitty music...they play prerecorded too ;D
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    The whole event was a fucking joke from start to finish. Climate change is basically down to western overindulgence, so seeing Jonathan Ross and Chris Moyles on the same couch really brought the message home to me. Then of course you have the bunch of overpaid, overated, talentless fucks prancing about on stage, in a stadium that cost £800 million to build to mostly house corporate guests at events such as this.

    As for raising awareness, give me a fucking break. If you haven't already realised that we need to act now in order to reduce carbon emissions then i'm pretty certain a fucking concert isn't going to help you pull your head out of your arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    The whole event was a fucking joke from start to finish. Climate change is basically down to western overindulgence, so seeing Jonathan Ross and Chris Moyles on the same couch really brought the message home to me. Then of course you have the bunch of overpaid, overated, talentless fucks prancing about on stage, in a stadium that cost £800 million to build to mostly house corporate guests at events such as this.

    As for raising awareness, give me a fucking break. If you haven't already realised that we need to act now in order to reduce carbon emissions then i'm pretty certain a fucking concert isn't going to help you pull your head out of your arse.
    The most frightening thing is that I was banging on about Ecology back in the early 70s (I'm 53) I was quoting very eminent sources who were saying we had to act within ten years or it would be too late, it's the main reason I did not have kids, genuinely.
    So now when I see all the arseholes refusing to admit there is a problem I want to fucking explode, YES cow farts etc. MAY be responsible for the majority of greenhouse gases and Man just 6% but it's the 6% THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK!! It's all about balance!
    and yes, the show was shite!
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    The show was shite and the Beastie Boys were old and shite.

    What a load of crap.

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    Fecking cutting Enter the Sandman...scandalous

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    I can't believe they cut metallica just as they were about to play enter sandman. wankers.
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    Beastie Boys may have been old and shite, but anythings better than Madonna!!!
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    Did anyone see it when Chris rock came on just before the Red Hot Chilli Peppers...he was telling a joke..la de da..then he said 'ahh lighten up, its just a joke motherfuckers' live on BBC, fucking brilliant. The BBC didn't know what to do.

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    I miseed that, but cracked me up when he was in the studio with Wossi and he mentioned nigga`s and everyone in the shot shat themselves and tried to laugh it off. The uneasiness was like something out of The Office!

    Gotta love live tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by -AMO- View Post
    I can't believe they cut metallica just as they were about to play enter sandman. wankers.
    LOL more people complained about that than for the swearing!!

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