If u cant aim.....

[wtaylor]

Either wear a nappy or clean up after urself u dirty bastards
How many times have u been in to a toilet cubicle and some dirty twat has pissed all over the seat and not even flushed, I mean ffs ur not in school anymore!!
That leaves you in an awkward situation:

Do you just ignore it have a piss and flush, risking the next person that goes in thinking u cant aim
Have a piss roll up about 4" of toilet roll and give the seat a quick wipe
Or
Post it in DF in the whine section hoping everybody in the world reads it and the dirty bastard gets aiming practice

[BertRoot]

Get your cock out and wank onto the lock bit on the door so everyone gets a little of your man muck to take home with them. I think a lot of folk have tattered foreskins which doen't help in the situation.

[Roach-Rampino]

Another good rant WT, you're taking over from Gti here pal.

Yes, there's some filthy fuckers out there, who seem to have sprinkler heads attached to the end of their cocks. Worse for me as I often need a dump when in a club/bar/boozer and so have to draw on my squatting technique.

[flumperino]

Yeah nothing worse than going into a cubicle with bog roll all over the floor and piss everywhere.

Mind you, women's toilets are far worse so I'm told. We imagine that their toilets are sparkly clean.....but they aint :s

[wtaylor]

I thought they all smelt of the roses they have been shitting???
I am not talking about pubs/clubs, I mean work or the gym.....!
Nothing worse than going in a cubicle in a pub, with no lock, 2 sheets of tracing paper style bog roll left and trying to hover over the toilet on 1 leg with the other leg trying to keep the door shut

[CzarJunkie]

Always carry a small pipette with you, that way you can collect the offending urinary discharge and deposit it in selected cups around the office, or in sports drinks around the gym. The law of averages suggests you'll make the culprit drink his own piss at least 3 days out of 5.

Failing that, deposit the said discharge down your own jappa and 'jiggle' your lower body to mix said discharge thoroughily with your own urine. Then amaze your friends by pissing the piss of 2 people from the same bladder.

[GameKing]

Mind you, women's toilets are far worse so I'm told. We imagine that their toilets are sparkly clean.....but they aint :s

far worse than the gents bog, many years ago when I used to work in a bowling alley, one of my jobs everyday was to check all the light bulbs, this meant checking both loos, the women`s were appalling lipstick on the mirrors, graffiti on the walls (absolutely filthy including drawings) and worst of all there was nearly always a used sanitary towel stuck in the bog.

[BertRoot]

there was nearly always a used sanitary towel stuck in the bog.

Mmmmmm metallic tang. I hope you pulled it out and wrang it out into one of your brews for the day.

[CzarJunkie]

Mmmmmm metallic tang.

We should launch that...................

"Metallic Tang - the iron rich sports drink direct from the cunt"

[Mace Kurgan]

We should launch that...................

"Metallic Tang - the iron rich sports drink direct from the cunt"

Vagizade. 100% natural, with only 1 ingredient. Serve chilled.
(may be used as part of a calorie controlled diet, or if you're weaning yourself off of black pudding. May contain traces of nuts.... and pubes)

[Deadly]

Piss is the least of your worries, i've walked into public toilets before and theres been a nice fat piece of shit sitting on the seat..fucking unbelievable lol

[burner1]

I dread to think how the fuckers over here that can't keep it in the bowl would do in the likes of Thailand.

[Over Carl]

Piss is the least of your worries, i've walked into public toilets before and theres been a nice fat piece of shit sitting on the seat..fucking unbelievable lol

Yep, I've seen that before. Cnuts must do it on purpose. Come on, I know someone on df must have done one, whats the story