Stupid Tech Support

[TheFincher]

Not sure if its been posted before but if not enjoy and if it has........... fuck you

Tech Support

[rIKmAN]

Great timing Finch, just what I need for some before bed spliff-time reading

K+

[Dopey Dan]

Technician: "What a bad day! The PC is not working well, the phone is out of order, and I wounded my fingers when trimming the network plug with a knife to fit the PC hole."

I liked that.

[Ganty]

Me: "The ethernet card you supplied doesn't work under Linux."
Tech Support: "Have you installed the DOS drivers?"
Me: "I'm using Linux, so the DOS drivers won't work."
Tech Support: "Why not?"

Hehehe.

Nice one mate, a pleasant read

[Gavin M]

my mate at work rang a help desk in india once, went abit like this
advisor:hello can i take ur name please
mate: hi its robin, im looking for batman is this the batphone
advisor:excuse me...can i take your name please
mate: robin, as in batmans sidekick
advisor:ok sir how can i help u
mate:im trying to get threw to batman, mr freeze is running a muck in gotham town can u put me threw to the batphone
advisor:batphone, sir were broadband support if you need assistance with voip...
mate:ahhh,the riddlers here, can u project the bat signal into the sky and get batman down here
advisor:i cant find any bat phone on my telephone list sir
mate:ahh,now the riddlers saying riddle me this and riddle me that, i need batman
advisor: i can enter a note onto the system for u and pass it onto someone
mate:gota go mr freeze is here,ahhhhhh

i still have the clip on one of my mobiles from the time he done it il dig it out and put it on here