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    Default Speed lanes for footpaths.

    I think footpaths should have two lanes. One for people who walk quickly and one for those who don't.

    there's nothing more annoying than when you're walking down the footpath at a decent speed and then some numb nut just changes course to slowly look in a shop window or something.

    there should be lanes and to change lanes you have to indicate !!!

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    deffo need them in the local supermarket, when i go in i know what i'm getting, not wandering around aimlessly like i have nothing better to do.

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Definately need that when I'm with more than one person. It seems anyone I walk with doesn't have the ability to weave in and out of people like a graceful turkey like myself or my bastarding mates are too stubborn and think everyone else should move out of the way for them.

    God I hate people

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    I don't think its two lanes that are needed. I think what is needed is a good dose of spacial awareness for women. How often do they just stop when you're behind them, or just start moving without looking around?

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Quote Originally Posted by muttleymacclad View Post
    I think footpaths should have two lanes. One for people who walk quickly and one for those who don't.

    there's nothing more annoying than when you're walking down the footpath at a decent speed and then some numb nut just changes course to slowly look in a shop window or something.

    there should be lanes and to change lanes you have to indicate !!!

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    I don't think its two lanes that are needed. I think what is needed is a good dose of spacial awareness for women. How often do they just stop when you're behind them, or just start moving without looking around?
    I had a good moan about that today. Me and two mates were walking through a shopping centre trying to get where we're going (pub of course!) and some daft bint in with a massive pram has one of those random stops and does nothing. Wasn't speaking to anyone, looking in a shop window or anything. Just stopped dead. So I stopped abruptly then made my way round her huge pram and as soon as I got passed her she starts walking again. BUMF! Right into my heels. I just stopped and didn't look round, sighed and kept walking then had a moan at my mates so she could hear.

    Had some other dozy cow who didn't know how to use a round about today as well but that's a different story. I'm getting so pissed off thinking about it though

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Women are the worst for it.

    At least when it's pissed people it's funny to watch though !!

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Seeing as I'm getting a bit broke these days, I do a lot of walking. I sympathise with the op, but I think 3 lanes are actually needed, the slow lane for the daft bints, the normal lane, and the overtaking lane for cnuts who walk quick like me

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    I don't think its two lanes that are needed. I think what is needed is a good dose of spacial awareness for women. How often do they just stop when you're behind them, or just start moving without looking around?
    Do you need a better excuse to molest them?

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    Default Re: Speed lanes for footpaths.

    Speed lanes for footpaths?

    A-fucking-men!!

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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