I can't take it anymore! If I hear Hotel Fucking Cali-fucking-fornia one more time, I'm going to go postal.<o></o>
Seriously, I mean Jeezus-H-Christ on a rubber crutch. Are Radio 2 under the impression that we actually want to hear "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann once - let alone twice, let alone 20 times per fucking month?!<o></o>
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Same question but with "Dreamer, nothing but a dreamer..." or "Take a look at my girlfriend..." - Supertramp?!? (Oh boy, that one REALLY makes me lose it). That maggoty voice of his makes me want to kill everyone, murder some puppies, some kittens and a baby seal - and I'm a pacifist who loves animals. That's how bad it is. Jeezus. Got the blue vein starting here just thinking about it – and not the good one.<o></o>
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Of all the bands in all the world, and of all their album tracks, why must Super-fucking-tramp and their kind be so overly represented? Do Radio 2 get a discount when they make bulk royalty payments or something? "Throw in some Mika and you've got a deal." Aaaaarrrghghhh! Mika! Cunt. James Blunt – likewise.<o></o>
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Of course: you have a choice if you're listening in the car or at home - suicide ... or switching it off and listening to your colleagues cough, fart and belch their way through the day (more sensible but the least funny of the options). But if you're at work listening to the only channel you can get music on that's NOT classical (or Radio fucking 1 - another can of worms. Don't go there!) and you hear "Dreamer..." for the 3rd time that day.... let the fireworks begin.<o></o>
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Can you dig it, my people?
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