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    Default What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I guess this is aimed at the eh hem, slightly older members.. For some reason I pictured myself back in my youth, driving my bright green 3.0 Ford Capri with a Van Halen motive covering the bonnet and windows down blaring out 'Jump', or some Duran Duran every time I drove passed some young females....
    Then turn it down as soon as they were out of earshot

    Cringe just thinking about it
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    You must have a pic of the capri???

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    When my Aunt Rose used to touch me inappropriately under the table at family functions I used to wink at her while sliding my tongue, slowly, across the length of my top lip.

    Makes me cringe thinking how I must have looked as a spotty 12 year old.

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Accidentally running over an old lady in my allegro then to avoid suspision taking over her life as my own with the use of extensive cosmetic and gender reassignment surgeries.

    Everything was going fine until i got invited to a nieces wedding and ended up getting fingered under the table during the main meal by "my sisters" acne riddled pre-teen son.
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    got to be the haircuts.

    God I had some shockers. Side parting, undercuts, ponytail, curtains. feck I can't wait to go bald so when I look back I don't look a cunt.
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I remember when I was about 9 having a "maroon" phase. Maroon chords, maroon slipons, and this lovely maroon jumper. I thought I was the bees knees.

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy J View Post
    feck I can't wait to go bald so when I look back I don't look a cunt.
    You can get bald cunts as well you know

    I do remember having the Vanilla Ice quiff complete with rats tail. God I was cool!!

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I bought a bright pink box jacket and slacks, i dunno what i was on but i thought i looked cool

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Riding round the streets on my BMX wearing a 'Frankie Say War Hide Yourself' t shirt.

    Watching the girls who lived over the back getting undressed with my binoculars and noticing their dad downstairs watching me.


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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Aged 14: getting caught wanking into a cup by my dad.

    Wearing thin leather ties and waistcoats :O

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I had a bay city rollers jersey...


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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Watching the girls who lived over the back getting undressed with my binoculars and noticing their dad downstairs watching me.
    You mean you don't still do that? Just me then
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I used to be surrounded by older hot girls when I was a younger teenager... Now I'm surrounded by weirdos.

    It hurts so much to think about it
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ironfist View Post
    I used to be surrounded by older hot girls when I was a younger teenager... Now I'm surrounded by weirdos.

    It hurts so much to think about it
    same here, they sorta dispursed very slowly through the years

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    tank tops.........

    me mam spitting into a tissue and wiping my face........

    oh and white trousers and boating jacket (a.b.c. thing)

    bet everyone in england had an arrington jacket, er if you are old enough you will have had one..


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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    I had a shellsuit like this:



    only Black and Orange.


    Mind you I was only 7 at the time.

    Oh, and we used to put ceramic Grolsch bottle tops on the Laces of our trainers, although I can't remember why.
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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by MercuryRises View Post
    Oh, and we used to put ceramic Grolsch bottle tops on the Laces of our trainers, although I can't remember why.
    Yeah I've no idea WTF that was about lol.

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by MercuryRises View Post

    Oh, and we used to put ceramic Grolsch bottle tops on the Laces of our trainers, although I can't remember why.
    Quote Originally Posted by inspironx View Post
    Yeah I've no idea WTF that was about lol.
    I think it means you 2 where brosettes.

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Oh man, Bros. They were from the town next to me, I actually saw them perform back when they were called Gloss. They were shit then too.

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    Default Re: What makes you 'cringe' about when you were younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by inspironx View Post
    Yeah I've no idea WTF that was about lol.
    Nope, But I remember spending hours levering the fucker off the bottles (again, i was only about 7)


    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G. View Post
    I think it means you 2 where brosettes.
    I don't remember being a massive fan of Bros, but then I'm sure my Psyche would have blocked it out anyway
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