Winking Worry
A man has a job interview at a top city firm, and he knows he's perfect for the job - he has the skills, the experience and the drive to do it fantastically. The only thing that he's worried about is a nervous twitch - he constantly winks.
During the interview, the top boss is very impressed, but unfortunately says
"You'd be perfect... But it's all that winking, you're going to put potential clients off so I can't hire you"
"I can fix it" says the man. "If I take two aspirin the winking stops!"
"Prove it!" said the boss
So the man digs in his pockets and pulls out dozens of loose condoms before finally finding his aspirin. He takes two, and is if by magic, the winking stops.
"Well I'll be damned" said the boss. "But why have you got so many condoms?"
Spoiler:
It's how I tell 'em
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Re: Winking Worry
Originally Posted by gavinlfc
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