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    News Your 3 Wishes

    Imagine this if you can. You are walking by the road side and find a lamp, you think why not so you rub the lamp and a genie appears. You know the rest

    so what would your 3 wishes be. 1 being the most you want 3 the least

    Note:I was trying to think of a good post to do for my 2k post but i couldnt`t

    Well mine would be

    1. For Leeds to win every game for the next 2 season and get back in championship
    2. My kids to grow up strong and wise to the world
    3. To reach 3k posts

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    1. To have enough money to support my self and family with out struggle. not a millionaire if you know what i mean.

    2. Be able to run constantly without fatigue

    3. Same as the girl on heores be able to fix myself

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    My one and only wish is that you stop posting such shite

    Only kidding.

    1)The ability to perfectly retain and recall any information I see, read, hear etc...

    2) My child/ren to grow up and be respectable members of society

    3)That peope would become more educated in regards to religion, and realise it really isn't worth killing over

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1. To get a blowjob off Julia Bond
    2. To get a blowjob off Amy Reid while I fisted Julia Bonds ass
    3. To get a blowjob off Faye Runaway while I fisted Julia Bond and Amy Reids ass


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey Mutant View Post

    1. For Leeds to win every game for the next 2 season and get back in championship
    2. My kids to grow up strong and wise to the world
    3. To reach 3k posts
    You really need to get out more man!

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1. The ability to "freeze time"
    2. The ability to fly
    3. The ability to turn invisible

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    1. Be Rich.
    2. have any bird i wanted.
    3. 3 more wishes
    It's better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven!

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    Quote Originally Posted by SpArKy View Post
    1. Be Rich.
    2. have any bird i wanted.
    3. 3 more wishes
    that`ll do for me too.

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1. When I die, the option to go back to any time of my life, retaining all knowledge and powers gained from my following 2 wishes. A bit like Groundhog Day, just over a longer timescale.

    2. The ability to control peoples minds - that's got to be fun and very useful for when I meet Holly Valence "What? Both fists Holly? OK then."

    3. The flying thing would be cool
    Last edited by cassy34; 3rd September 2007 at 04:24 PM.

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    Just to be happy.

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    1. To get a blowjob off Julia Bond
    2. To get a blowjob off Amy Reid while I fisted Julia Bonds ass
    3. To get a blowjob off Faye Runaway while I fisted Julia Bond and Amy Reids ass
    What he said

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1: cure the world of disease
    2:cure the world of hunger
    3:cure the world of religion
    (for the record i am agnostic, just don't believe in the corruptive influencies of certain religions).

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post
    Just to be happy.
    In that case, what are the 3 things that would make you happiest?

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    I'll just have the one wish and ask for unlimited wishes

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1. be hue hefner's best mate
    2. be rich
    3. be able to fly

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1) Old friends that either no longer in the world or just no longer around return in full health.
    2) Being able to go back and forth in time to fix things that I’ve fucked up.
    3) Group sex with 4 young ladies (LGTE ) when ever I want. Although that will kill me but what a way to go.

    This better not be a wind up
    And stop sending the Links It nothing I don’t already know;
    And as you know it pisses me off as all this started with Goldilocks and God


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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    just the one for me

    just hope my wife and kids have a good life

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    Quote Originally Posted by wiggi28 View Post
    just the one for me

    just hope my wife and kids have a good life


    wot no leeds in there to do good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey Mutant View Post
    wot no leeds in there to do good

    fuck em all mickey ,well do it the hard way no favours no wishes no surrender and when were done they can all fuck off !

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    Default Re: Your 3 Wishes

    1. Enough money to look after my family. (30mill should do it)
    2. Time Travel
    3. Own a beer bottle that is always cold & refill's it self when empty

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