All sorts of Bollocks . . . .

[T.C.B]

Well it did say thats what the Dog and Duck is for


The wife has finally put her foot down and tomorrow I'm for the snip

Absolutely everyone I know has had some sort of infection afterwards so this time tomorrow (if I'm still on gods green earth) I expect to be speakin in a very high pitched voice


Anyone else been trumatised like this ? Should I be lookin a few days off work?
When will it be safe to buy Playboy again


TCB

[Wizzo]

My mate Rondo had the snip about 7 years ago.... nurse did the usual trick just before the local .."just a little prick sir"... and then all went well... until he got home.

He'd been sat on the sofa, wife making him brews and kids told to keep well away. After a couple of hours or so he needed a piss. So off he goes to the toilet and gently tries to force a piss and, as he put it "me bollocks swelled up like fuck and all of a sudden me ball bag splits, blood all over the show and bollocks are literally out".. he ends up sat on the bathroom floor with his nuts in a blood soaked towel shouting of his missus... she shouts back "in a min Ron.. just putting kids tea out"... he shouts back "fuck the kids me ball bags split!"

For some reason they decide shes gonna take him the hospital and not get an ambulance... but they go via ewood park and it just so happens the game has just finished and the police are holding up the traffic.. and she stops .. Rondo says "fuck the police keep going"... the copper jumps out is mad as bastards with her until he pokes his head through the window and Ron shows him the carnage between his legs.. the copper jumps on his bike and gives them a sirens and all escort to the hospital.

Turns out that they had snipped a vein and he'd been slowly bleeding during the op or soon after and going for a piss burst or made it worse... he was sorted out very quickly but he was in hospital for 2 days because he'd been so exposed and the fear of infection.

Any how, good luck and I hope all goes well... I'm sure it will

[EnTiTy]

My mate Rondo had the snip about 7 years ago.... nurse did the usual trick just before the local .."just a little prick sir"... and then all went well... until he got home.

He'd been sat on the sofa, wife making him brews and kids told to keep well away. After a couple of hours or so he needed a piss. So off he goes to the toilet and gently tries to force a piss and, as he put it "me bollocks swelled up like fuck and all of a sudden me ball bag splits, blood all over the show and bollocks are literally out".. he ends up sat on the bathroom floor with his nuts in a blood soaked towel shouting of his missus... she shouts back "in a min Ron.. just putting kids tea out"... he shouts back "fuck the kids me ball bags split!"

For some reason they decide shes gonna take him the hospital and not get an ambulance... but they go via ewood park and it just so happens the game has just finished and the police are holding up the traffic.. and she stops .. Rondo says "fuck the police keep going"... the copper jumps out is mad as bastards with her until he pokes his head through the window and Ron shows him the carnage between his legs.. the copper jumps on his bike and gives them a sirens and all escort to the hospital.

Turns out that they had snipped a vein and he'd been slowly bleeding during the op or soon after and going for a piss burst or made it worse... he was sorted out very quickly but he was in hospital for 2 days because he'd been so exposed and the fear of infection.

Any how, good luck and I hope all goes well... I'm sure it will

you nasty bastard that deserves karma for most terrifying post lol

[headsortails]

"in a min Ron.. just putting kids tea out"... he shouts back "fuck the kids me ball bags split!"

that's a classic.

[muttleymacclad]

My mate Rondo had the snip about 7 years ago.... nurse did the usual trick just before the local .."just a little prick sir"... and then all went well... until he got home.

He'd been sat on the sofa, wife making him brews and kids told to keep well away. After a couple of hours or so he needed a piss. So off he goes to the toilet and gently tries to force a piss and, as he put it "me bollocks swelled up like fuck and all of a sudden me ball bag splits, blood all over the show and bollocks are literally out".. he ends up sat on the bathroom floor with his nuts in a blood soaked towel shouting of his missus... she shouts back "in a min Ron.. just putting kids tea out"... he shouts back "fuck the kids me ball bags split!"

For some reason they decide shes gonna take him the hospital and not get an ambulance... but they go via ewood park and it just so happens the game has just finished and the police are holding up the traffic.. and she stops .. Rondo says "fuck the police keep going"... the copper jumps out is mad as bastards with her until he pokes his head through the window and Ron shows him the carnage between his legs.. the copper jumps on his bike and gives them a sirens and all escort to the hospital.

Turns out that they had snipped a vein and he'd been slowly bleeding during the op or soon after and going for a piss burst or made it worse... he was sorted out very quickly but he was in hospital for 2 days because he'd been so exposed and the fear of infection.

Any how, good luck and I hope all goes well... I'm sure it will

Classic. How to give someone a little boost before the snip !

MML

[Nibb]

Well I'll try and be the calming influence then mate!

Had mine done about a year and a half ago and apart from the obvious bruising and discomfort for about a week it was fine!

I had no infection at all!

[flumperino]

:O

[diablos]

How can one surrender their Manhood so easily the snips for wendyboys or wanna be tranny's.

[Nibb]

Its great mate!!

You can chuck your cock custard about without a care in the world!

[Lee Macro]

My mate Rondo had the snip about 7 years ago.... nurse did the usual trick just before the local .."just a little prick sir"... and then all went well... until he got home.

He'd been sat on the sofa, wife making him brews and kids told to keep well away. After a couple of hours or so he needed a piss. So off he goes to the toilet and gently tries to force a piss and, as he put it "me bollocks swelled up like fuck and all of a sudden me ball bag splits, blood all over the show and bollocks are literally out".. he ends up sat on the bathroom floor with his nuts in a blood soaked towel shouting of his missus... she shouts back "in a min Ron.. just putting kids tea out"... he shouts back "fuck the kids me ball bags split!"

For some reason they decide shes gonna take him the hospital and not get an ambulance... but they go via ewood park and it just so happens the game has just finished and the police are holding up the traffic.. and she stops .. Rondo says "fuck the police keep going"... the copper jumps out is mad as bastards with her until he pokes his head through the window and Ron shows him the carnage between his legs.. the copper jumps on his bike and gives them a sirens and all escort to the hospital.

Turns out that they had snipped a vein and he'd been slowly bleeding during the op or soon after and going for a piss burst or made it worse... he was sorted out very quickly but he was in hospital for 2 days because he'd been so exposed and the fear of infection.

Any how, good luck and I hope all goes well... I'm sure it will

I don't know whether to laugh or cry when reading that!!!!!! Classic!

[Mickey]

All i can say is it fecking hurt me
had mine done about 3 years ago
i dont want to go through that again

good luck dude and remember to shave

[Nibb]

The guy told me no need to shave......but I do it anyway just to look sharp!

[BertRoot]

Is your man milk not like sugary water now though? No real gumption to it? Like water?

I like mine to be a good thick emulsion that sticks to everything it hits and provides the Mrs with a good snack as opposed to a little sticky liquid.

[Nibb]

Come on Bert I thought you were a knowledgable guy?

Its exactly the same, I`ll send you a sample I defy you to tell the difference between spunk and "I cant believe its not spunk"!

[inspectercoley]

Instead of getting the snip cant you just cum in her face everytime?
Or just have a hot bath beforehand.

Marriage is about compromise just get her to suck you off after shes cum.

Works for me. Altho I am single so what the fuck would i know haha

[BertRoot]

Come on Bert I thought you were a knowledgable guy?

Its exactly the same, I`ll send you a sample I defy you to tell the difference between spunk and "I cant believe its not spunk"!

Sadly I have never taken a vasectomised gentlemans man fat in my face to compare.

[Nibb]

I expect you think having a rub standing up works as well?!!

[Nibb]

Sadly I have never taken a vasectomised gentlemans man fat in my face to compare.

Well the offers there m8!

[GTI]

The male contraceptive pill is just around the corner.. and you won't even have to remember to take it since one of its presentations is likely to be an "under the skin" pellet which should last 6 months or more. Getting the snip is a pretty fatalistic decision, you really don't know what the future holds e.g. divorce and re-marriage, you become rich and want more kids etc..

[Nibb]

Dont know if I could keep a pellet under my foreskin for 6 months!

I agree mate...tho I was 41 having it done in my 2nd marraige with 2 kids behind me!