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    Germany....11
    Argentina....0

    FIFA president Sepp Blatter on Tuesday admitted the one-sided 11-0 scoreline in the opening match of the women's World Cup was "not good" for the sport.


    Asked about the hammering defending champions Germany dished out to Argentina on Monday, Blatter replied: "Definitely I did not like this result, I can honestly say that."
    It came at a time when world football's governing body is considering whether to expand the competition from its current 16-team format to reflect the improving standards of the game worldwide.


    "When it is the opening match, the result of 11 to 0, and the team receiving 11 goals is the reigning champion in South America ... This is not good when we look forward to the future," he told a press conference.

    Blatter added that FIFA would decide at the end of the tournament, which runs in China until September 30, whether to expand the next women's World Cup from 16 to 24 teams.
    The host of the 2011 World Cup will be decided in Zurich at the end of October, with France, Canada, Australia and Peru vying for the honour.

    "At the start of the competition, the result of 11-0, this will not enhance the chances to do it, but it's only the first match," he said of the expansion plans.

    "And I am sure the Argentinian team when playing later, they have to play England and Japan, I am sure that they will do it better."

    He also criticised some of the Argentinian tactics, going for goal when they should have been defending.

    "In women's football there is a lot to do in development," he said. "We have seen on Monday some naive attitudes of the team receiving so many goals. Instead of trying to block a little bit in the defence, they tried ... to go for goal. (But) I can understand that, it is the World Cup.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    i saw some of the goals this morning and they were pretty good, although the defense was non existent.
    women's matches are normally quite fun to watch as they get stuck into the tackles, but generally not as exciting.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    i find it to SLOW paced for my liking!! im sure they dont run fast enough to stop there tits from bouncing

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    The 11-0 was a bit of a joke, but I watched the England vs Japan earlier, and it was good entertainment. I enjoyed my 20 minute kip after half time, and then the last 30 (including the additional time) were very exciting, with England deservedly equalising and then going ahead with two superb efforts from Kelly Smith, followed by a last ditch and highly skilled freekick from the Japanese player.

    I think citing a one-off, 11-0 win as proof that women's football is crap is below the belt. It is, after all, only 25 years since Hungary beat El Salvador 10-1 in the 1982 World Cup Finals, and there's no doubt that Womens football is still pretty much in its infancy. It may not be the greatest spectacle on Earth, but its entertaining if you lose the snobbery and give it the chance to entertain.

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    this kelly smith is a ROBOT.!! At the moment.. though she is always injuired i hear.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    The 11-0 was a bit of a joke, but I watched the England vs Japan earlier, and it was good entertainment. I enjoyed my 20 minute kip after half time, and then the last 30 (including the additional time) were very exciting, with England deservedly equalising and then going ahead with two superb efforts from Kelly Smith, followed by a last ditch and highly skilled freekick from the Japanese player.

    I think citing a one-off, 11-0 win as proof that women's football is crap is below the belt. It is, after all, only 25 years since Hungary beat El Salvador 10-1 in the 1982 World Cup Finals, and there's no doubt that Womens football is still pretty much in its infancy. It may not be the greatest spectacle on Earth, but its entertaining if you lose the snobbery and give it the chance to entertain.
    totally agree, a cracking match and Kelly Smith looks a real class player.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    I saw some of the USA v Korea game earlier. The football itself wasn't too bad at all. The goalkeeping though - OMFG! Made Dudek look good, it was that bad.

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    I think we can probably all agree the standard of goalkeeping is truly appaling!

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Women are equals these days so why the fuck do we need separate world cups for Women?? If they are good enough to play for their country then fine let them play in the Mans squad but oh they are crap compared to blokes so they should shutup about it as its like watching a school team play.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Well for one its agaisnt the law for women to play men in COMPETITIVE sport. Im sure this is the case. As my PE teacher back in school would not let the TOM BOY play football with us. He said it was a danger as you could feel their breasts and stuff and possible hurt them.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by ant3b View Post
    . He said it was a danger as you could feel their breasts and stuff
    No danger there for a growing lad!

    I think, like BBK said, that judging the validity of the women's world cup on one freak match is bollocks.

    Wasn't so long ago that Man U did Ipswich good and proper (Can't remember how many goals - between 9 and 11 I think!) and I'm sure that was in the premier league.

    Edit: Record Premiership victory: 9-0 v Ipswich Town, 4 March 1995


    So, by the same logic, the premier league is shit and should be scrapped.

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    Sunday league is a far better standard than this joke of a sport.
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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Didn`t the Germans field a bunch of blokes
    Most German women can pass as men anyhow

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    I think citing a one-off, 11-0 win as proof that women's football is crap is below the belt. It is, after all, only 25 years since Hungary beat El Salvador 10-1 in the 1982 World Cup Finals
    true, but El Salvador as a footballing nation are a joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by gantybop View Post
    Wasn't so long ago that Man U did Ipswich good and proper (Can't remember how many goals - between 9 and 11 I think!) and I'm sure that was in the premier league.
    true, but the 1995 Ipswich Town side were a joke.

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    True, they were shit, but they were still in the premier league

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by gantybop View Post
    So, by the same logic, the premier league is shit and should be scrapped.

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    no one said womens football should be scrapped. i personally think its great entertainment.

    i havent laughed so much in ages!

    Thank you

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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Have to say that Kelly Smith would definitely get in Sunderlands team!

    (They might be able to get a shot on target then)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavinlfc View Post
    Have to say that Kelly Smith would definitely get in Sunderlands team!

    (They might be able to get a shot on target then)
    Yeah but i think the Brummies are dismal also.. get her in that team

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    Ooooo you bitches. My mates bird plays for Blackpool Bitches and they are hard cunts. Half the team are lezzers and even having the painters in doesn't slow them down. You cunts.


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    Default Re: And they say Woman's football isnt a joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    I think we can probably all agree the standard of goalkeeping is truly appaling!
    I've watched plenty of womens football and although the keeping isn't the best to describe it as a joke is a bit harsh. You have to remember that the goals are "men" sized but the women aren't and also the wet balls that proved too slippery in the USA v's Korea game would've been hard to handle for their male counterparts too

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