Getting revenge

[MilesDyson]

Does anyone know how i can get revenge on a certain person as they did something terrible to me. I really wanna make them hurt by doing whatever i can. Sounds evil i know but they deserve it. They live miles away but i can get to them if needs must.

How can I get revenge to ruin them? Please help.

[tam9]

send yer shit thru the post

[B B Leo]

what did they do????

[DB]

We need to scale what kind of onslaught it is your after, without knowing what happened we are limited as to what we can suggest.

Believe me, we are pretty shit hot at causing problems.

[Mobileman]

Yes i have many revenge schemes range from horrible to god damn despicable of course administering the correct level requires my beady little eyes to look over the facts

[DB]

Yes i have many revenge schemes range from horrible to god damn despicable of course administering the correct level requires my beady little eyes to look over the facts

My point exactly mate, i mean i aint gonna.........

Throw the cunt in a van, take him to a secluded place, beat the fuck out of him, strip him, put some barbed wire through a piece of copper pipe and push the copper pipe up his arse, pull the copper pipe away leaving the barbed wire inside his bowel, drive him into a town and tie the said barbed wire round a lampost and leave the cunt there........

..........for stealing your pokemon cards !!

[tam9]

agreed reveal all and we shall determine what sort of fate lies

[burner1]

Does anyone know how i can get revenge on a certain person as they did something terrible to me. I really wanna make them hurt by doing whatever i can. Sounds evil i know but they deserve it. They live miles away but i can get to them if needs must.

How can I get revenge to ruin them? Please help.

Such posts can emphasise the anonimity (sp?) of t'internet.. I mean for example, you could be a kiddy fiddler who got sent down and now are asking us DF members to do some damage to the judge..
or you could be a wife beater whose missus has finally had enough and walked, and is now living happily with a decent bloke... you get my drift? I'm all for peeps here helping each other how and when they can, but it's not a free for all.

[DJAd]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[DB]

Yeh but a pig can shit out a whole eye, if the cops find said eye your fooked

[ElWappo]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Easy now Bricktop!

[Freddy]

Details fella details. Give a little to get a little

[blaggard]

Another winner from Miles Dyson!!

[Nikki]

as said above shit in a box and send it recorded delivery

[GTI]

Remember 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'. You should bide your time and then give it to them when they least expect it.

[Nikki]

Remember 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'. You should bide your time and then give it to them when they least expect it.

very wise words GTI and so very true.

[blaggard]

as said above shit in a box and send it recorded delivery

You wouldn't be trying to get our Miles into trouble now would you?? . .

[GameKing]

they did something terrible to me.

give is a clue, was it physical, mental or verbal?

[Mule]

give is a clue, was it physical, mental or verbal?

Are we playing the crystal maze now?

[kizroll]

Are we playing the crystal maze now?

looool

well you need to watch this episode of south park called Scott tenorman must die

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lol bit extreme thoe