Whats wrong with DF users?

[russbeer]

Taking inspiration from FHM's "Whats wrong with FHM readers" column in the semi-popular lads mag, I thought we could have our own.

Basically, You post pics of some form of damage you have done to yourself (not on purpose like, that'd be wrong!) through accidents, falls, diseases, etc.

Explanations would be nice if poss!

Here's mine:

Spoiler:

This is a picture of my right leg just after I've had a plaster removed that I wore for approx. 8 weeks after achilles tendon surgery. I ruptured (that means tore apart) my achilles playing 5 a side football about 18 months ago and had to have it surgically reattached. I also had a blister the size of a tennis ball on the other side of my ankle too from the plaster but didn't take a pic of that.

[B B Leo]

this is going to be a fun thread. i can picture some of the stuff the members are going to post! personal i have skin graphs on my hands! (look a bit like the man from atlantis. giving away my age) no pics sorry fucking hate the things never mind taking pics of em

[russbeer]

Oh come on Leo, lets have a look! Thats what this threads for!

And i forgot to mention, we don't want to see any septic cock sores or anything CJ and others, you know who you are!!

[B B Leo]

And i forgot to mention, we don't want to see any septic cock sores or anything CJ and others, you know who you are!!

thats what i meant

[GameKing]

I just can`t wait to see all the "my vasectomy" pics that get posted, with accompanying text telling us how they couldn`t sit down for 3 days and that it was quite normal for them to swell to 4 times their normal size, and then the pic of them when the stitches burst. shame I didn`t take a snap of my arse when I had a touch of the old farmer Giles.

[the.insane]

shame I didn`t take a snap of my arse when I had a touch of the old farmer Giles.

I dont wanna take this the wrong way......but..............why did farmer giles touch your arse ?

i thought he was into sheep

[russbeer]

urgh, nobby's are horrible. Christ knows what a bad case of them looks like.

I don't want to know though!

[outlawtown]

nothing major here, just a few burns from work

Spoiler:

Those to were hot grease burns when some fanny at work splashed it on me.

Thats an old burn on my wrist from a toaster. a hot peice of metal thats 217 degrees aint a good thing to catch your wrist on

[Nibb]

Since this thread is a bit quiet I thought Id give it a hand!

Spoiler:

[cassy34]

Jesus Nibb. At least it's your left hand.

Hoping you're not left-handed

[Welsh Pete]

Since this thread is a bit quiet I thought Id give it a hand!

Spoiler:

Crikey, no more Vulcan greetings for you....

No injuries or pics as I`m good at avoiding pain

[Nibb]

Its not mine mate......I came across the pics while doing an image search in Google for Graham Lister.

Give it a go!