Tom Cruise...

[Welsh Pete]

...and his latest endeavour...what a cock...what a complete fucktard...cunt!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ck-bunker.html

[DB]

Making war of the worlds must have gone to the daft cunts head

[tam9]

tbh this is got to be fake, aliens, even that cunt aint as daft as that! lets hope anyway else we're all fucked.

mibbe it's just a bunker incase osame comes to visit. anyway, he's still a stupid cunt.

wonder since katie's that thick she'd let me slide my meat up her tunnell? or isn't she that daft

[wonkyfox]

Run Tom....Ruuuuunnnn......!
Evil Overlord Xenu is coming to get you!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!

[Welsh Pete]

Xenu??!!!?!?!? They cant be that fucking stupid can they, seriously!

What does Xenu look like? Is it the same as the dark overlord from Howard the Duck:




wow, seems they are indeed dull:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Xenu is a google picture searchers dream...

[evilsatan]

Now now, don't be stupid boys, everyone knows Xenu looks like this:



Tom is a dickhead full stop, since a lot of celebs got into this scientology bollocks my opinion of them has vastly decreased, shame but then again those not jumping on the bandwagon have gained points with me.

[{{909}}]

as much as i hate the pint sized prick, i don't think this story is 100% authentic. If i had his cash id build something similar, just for the hell of it, if it doubles as a fall out center for my family during an attack from xenu then thats just a bonus.

[muttleymacclad]

couldn't he just buy that nuclear missile base advertised on ebay, it'll be cheaper and bigger!

[CzarJunkie]

Tom Cruise comes in for a lot of fucking stick, no idea why. Ok, his religious beliefs are laughable and some of what spews from his mouth is as crazy as fuck. But he's from Planet Hollywood ffs, they're all nutty as a fruit cake.

And if you believe half of what you read about him then you're as crazy as the media would have you believe he is.

And he can spend his money on whatever the fuck he likes, if every cunt and his dog was making comments on what you spent your cash on I'm sure you'd tell them to fuck off.

Some people seem to forget that he's a movie icon, has made some fucking corking movies and is vastly underated as an actor.

I don't read celebrity gossip as a rule so I don't judge people based on what some cunt from one of the tabloids wants me to think. So I'll base my judgement of him on his body of work and as far as I'm concerned the guy is ok. I'm really not interested in what he does in his private life....................and I'm surprised anyone else gives a flying fuck.

[wtaylor]

Can we have a admin check CJ's account I think somebody else with a sane brain has hacked it ????

[DannyLad]

I'm with CJ on this. Couldnt have said it better mate. Spot on.

[{{909}}]

well i still think he's a cunt and i hate almost every movie he's been in.

[Tr1xerb3ll]

its all a little independance day dont you think ?? but if it only hold 10 ppl how does he choset he others to survive with him and carry on the racce ?? And if this alien has travelled light years to find us and one assumes exterminate us then why does Tom think that he wont look underground ?? seems a tad far fetched to me .... guess the papers found a new loon to pick on now they leave michael jackson alone

[Freddy]

Fake I would say. But he is into scientology. As long as he don't piss in my pint I'll leave him to it. Least he ain't built a magic wonderland and fiddles kids as a pass time.

[LFC Muppet]

Tom Cruise comes in for a lot of fucking stick, no idea why. Ok, his religious beliefs are laughable and some of what spews from his mouth is as crazy as fuck. But he's from Planet Hollywood ffs, they're all nutty as a fruit cake.

And if you believe half of what you read about him then you're as crazy as the media would have you believe he is.

And he can spend his money on whatever the fuck he likes, if every cunt and his dog was making comments on what you spent your cash on I'm sure you'd tell them to fuck off.

Some people seem to forget that he's a movie icon, has made some fucking corking movies and is vastly underated as an actor.

I don't read celebrity gossip as a rule so I don't judge people based on what some cunt from one of the tabloids wants me to think. So I'll base my judgement of him on his body of work and as far as I'm concerned the guy is ok. I'm really not interested in what he does in his private life....................and I'm surprised anyone else gives a flying fuck.

WoW!!

Deserves rep for that!

[Ginnerfreak]

Guys, You have clearly missed the point... Look at him... He's only 4 foot 2... You never see his feet in Films or photo's...... He's a fecking hobbit!!

All he's doing is building his own burrow...

He misses the Shire... Bless...

[Tr1xerb3ll]

Guys, You have clearly missed the point... Look at him... He's only 4 foot 2... You never see his feet in Films or photo's...... He's a fecking hobbit!!

All he's doing is building his own burrow...

He misses the Shire... Bless...

VALID POINT!!!

[cassy34]

The way I see it, it's only the same as a Christian filmstar building themselves a chapel in their home, or a muslim one a Mosque. That's the religion he has chosen to believe, no matter how crazy or insane some people may think it is. Is it really any more ridiculous than believing some supernatural entity created the Universe, our world and everything in it (I am, of course, referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster). The latter two examples would go mostly un-noted - or praised in some circles. He's simply following his belief system.

[Freddy]

That's it!. It's no more funky than Jesus.

[{{909}}]

The way I see it, it's only the same as a Christian filmstar building themselves a chapel in their home, or a muslim one a Mosque. That's the religion he has chosen to believe, no matter how crazy or insane some people may think it is. Is it really any more ridiculous than believing some supernatural entity created the Universe, our world and everything in it (I am, of course, referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster). The latter two examples would go mostly un-noted - or praised in some circles. He's simply following his belief system.

but if a christian build his own church it would get into the news, its not something that happens every day either way. theres a big difference between building a church to pray to your god and building a f'kin bunker to save yourself from a bloody attacking alien race too.

stark raving mad.