Yes she is well worth it so get her one
No feck off shes a dog and i dont need another
i would prefer a pussy myself
No...its a twat. Buy her a german sheperd or something. At least you wont look like a fruit bat walking a fuck off big pooch!
Recent Mac convert...
Buy her a real dog, not a fucking dishcloth on legs.
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Buy one, it will buy you major brownie points.
Get her one of these dogs instead... Less hassle
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Aye! It'll make her happy no doubt,plus you can always sell it to your local Chinese in the future.
Defo buy it. Then throw it under a car. Then buy a proper dog.
Do you want to look a cunt when she is too lazy to walk the revolting genetic throwback and you have to go down the park with all the other poor saps who fell for the same trick?
You decide.
go to a rescue centre and get one from there, not only do you get the brownie points but you'll save a load of cash as well and you wont look a tit walking a full size dog
got two to dogs m8 a westie and yorkie. both best dogs i have every had and easyas feck to train
That's not a dog, that's cast off pubic hair from Chris Evans.
Even looks like it's got some man juice round it's arse.
Why don't you ask Paul Postgate what the best dog to get is. He's road tested most of them......
Tommy J
Big is not always better.... Take Fat people for example.
Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.
They are called Toy dogs for a reason. Get a proper dog.
if you go away alot, then dont get that dog !
leaving toys with sitters is not always a good idea as they are worse than kids for sulking.
on the other hand if you holiday in england and dont have a lot of time away for hols then get it, she wants a pet and its handbag size so suitable for a girly. she will love you for it
Faeces occurs
If you are gona get a dog get one that you could be seen out with aswell cos it is gona be you that walks it and picks the shit up. otherwise get a cat as you dont have to walk them.
Question I ask is does she want it as a fashion statement a la Osbourne, Hilton, Spears etc., and if so - fuck no!
Tommy J
Big is not always better.... Take Fat people for example.
Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.
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