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  • Yes she is well worth it so get her one

    7 23.33%
  • No feck off shes a dog and i dont need another

    12 40.00%
  • i would prefer a pussy myself

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    Default Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    The wifey wants one of theese

    Its the same type of doggie that sharon ozzy has


    Do i get her one of these doggies or not

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    i hate them dogs ankle biters or as they call them in belfast fanny lickers


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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    No...its a twat. Buy her a german sheperd or something. At least you wont look like a fruit bat walking a fuck off big pooch!
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Buy her a real dog, not a fucking dishcloth on legs.
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Buy one, it will buy you major brownie points.

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Get her one of these dogs instead... Less hassle

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Aye! It'll make her happy no doubt,plus you can always sell it to your local Chinese in the future.

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    Get her this
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Defo buy it. Then throw it under a car. Then buy a proper dog.

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Do you want to look a cunt when she is too lazy to walk the revolting genetic throwback and you have to go down the park with all the other poor saps who fell for the same trick?

    You decide.


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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    go to a rescue centre and get one from there, not only do you get the brownie points but you'll save a load of cash as well and you wont look a tit walking a full size dog

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    got two to dogs m8 a westie and yorkie. both best dogs i have every had and easyas feck to train
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    That's not a dog, that's cast off pubic hair from Chris Evans.
    Even looks like it's got some man juice round it's arse.

    Why don't you ask Paul Postgate what the best dog to get is. He's road tested most of them......
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    They are called Toy dogs for a reason. Get a proper dog.

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    if you go away alot, then dont get that dog !
    leaving toys with sitters is not always a good idea as they are worse than kids for sulking.

    on the other hand if you holiday in england and dont have a lot of time away for hols then get it, she wants a pet and its handbag size so suitable for a girly. she will love you for it
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    Get her this
    Yeah, i'd go for that too.

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    If you are gona get a dog get one that you could be seen out with aswell cos it is gona be you that walks it and picks the shit up. otherwise get a cat as you dont have to walk them.

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Question I ask is does she want it as a fashion statement a la Osbourne, Hilton, Spears etc., and if so - fuck no!

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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Quote Originally Posted by marksup View Post
    If you are gona get a dog get one that you could be seen out with aswell cos it is gona be you that walks it and picks the shit up. otherwise get a cat as you dont have to walk them.
    Or get a new wife, one that doesn't want an animal.
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    Default Re: Do i get the Wifey a TOY DOG

    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Question I ask is does she want it as a fashion statement a la Osbourne, Hilton, Spears etc., and if so - fuck no!

    Nope, she loved my daughters one, and it certainly wouldnt be a fashion statement. Have you seen the wife

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