Purchasing Policy
A little old lady needs to get some food for her cat, so heads down to the local supermarket.
She get's three tins of food, then walks to the checkout
"I'm sorry" said the jobsworth assistant "I'm going to need proof that you have a cat before I can sell you that. We've had a lot of people coming ni, buying cat food and eating it themselves, which is againast our regulations"
"Fine" said the old lady, and went away and returned a little while later with her cat, purchased the food and went off.
The next day, she com'es back into the store with a shoe box with a hole in it
"Put your finger in there" she said to the surly assistant
"Eurgh! Smells like shit!" she said
"Three rolls of toilet paper please" was her reply
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