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    Quote Originally Posted by peterc4 View Post
    I think I`ll pass, next door`s cat`s looking extremely sexy and I`ve got a big tube of lube.

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    Genius! Which I'd seen that 9 months ago...
    "There's nothing worse than arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about...."

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    Which I'd seen that 9 months ago
    explain

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    pmsl.well a holes a hole.lol.wish id of thought of that when i was 14 years old.would of saved a lot of my tube sox from the bin.lol

    Sent By Brick Wrapped In Paper Thrown Through The Window..........

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    Wish I'd seen this 15 year ago!


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    Fulfill a fantasy... Make 2!!

    Absolute classic!!
    Cheap and handy xmas prezzies too lmao
    Last edited by garthjt; 3rd November 2007 at 03:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterc4 View Post
    explain
    My wife's about to give birth... I've been chafing my knob with raspy palms for 9 months...
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    Quote Originally Posted by neo2810 View Post
    My wife's about to give birth... I've been chafing my knob with raspy palms for 9 months...
    Can't understand why - the first three months are thought of as 'not recommended'.

    Hey we were at it till her waters broke - that was a gusher to remember - in fact when she rang home to tell her mother that her waters had broke her mother replied " where you ringing from ?" my wife said " from my fanny to me ankles" LOL
    What if the Hokey Cokey "IS" what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete252 View Post
    Can't understand why
    No... the understanding comes when you see my wife
    The no sex was not her idea
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    LOL nice one neo - I bought my wife a new chair last christmas but the bitch won't let me plug it in !!!
    What if the Hokey Cokey "IS" what it's all about?

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