If I was a copper, I would................

[Lee Macro]

I know there was an "annoying things" thread before but this is slightly different

Driving into work this morning on a beautiful sunny day and lost count of the amount of retarded fucknuts driving around with their fog lights on. For some reason it really annoys the fuck out of me and was thinking that if I was a copper, and that driving with your fog lights on in normal weather is illegal, I'd love to pull each and every one of the cunts over just because I'd have the power to and really get up their noses

So, what illegal things go on in everyday life, no matter how major or minor, that no-one bats an eyelid to, really fuck you off that if you were a copper you would do the same?

[russbeer]

i still see people on their mobiles while driving all the time. I wish there was a phoneline you could ring up and give the reg number of the car to, they could then find the owner, track their phone, and then find out if it was being used at the time you report it, and then they get fined.

A small reward of say £10 to each person you dob in would have me reporting people by the truckload!

[Freddy]

If I was a copper I would stand at traffic lights with ma trunction and break the arm of any driver who has there arm right out of the window hugging the outside of their door. You know them wide cunts usually with a fag on the go.

[malo]

Wankers who don't indicate....park on pavements across double yellows and think it's OK if they have their hazards on, and yes tossers on phones.

[Tommy J]

Exactly as Malo, but I'd like to add cunts that don't want to stop at roundabouts and give way signs.

Becoming more of a problem evey trip for me and really knarks me off.

[cyprus]

Lol, you fannies wouldn't last a day over here. Everyone drives like a BMW driver.

Nobody indicates,
Nobody knows how to use a roundabout,
Red lights are a suggestion,
The inside lane of a dual-carriage way is a convenient place to park when nipping in to the bank,
Helmets aren't fashionable so no one wears them,

I could go on, but I think you get the gist of it...

[Goldberg]

Wankers who don't indicate....

BMW Drivers you mean

Lol, you fannies wouldn't last a day over here. Everyone drives like a BMW driver.

Nobody indicates,
Nobody knows how to use a roundabout,
Red lights are a suggestion,
The inside lane of a dual-carriage way is a convenient place to park when nipping in to the bank,
Helmets aren't fashionable so no one wears them,

I could go on, but I think you get the gist of it...

And I am a BMW driver and adhere to the points in your post lol.

Nobody indicates, - There an optional extra in a BMW, one we don't use
Nobody knows how to use a roundabout, - Not strictly true, it's more a case of people don't know how to design them right. Near where I live we have the 'Roundabout of death'. It has 4 lanes, then 2 then 4 then 3 then 1! It's mad!Plus it has lights all over it!
Red lights are a suggestion, - Absolutely correct lol
The inside lane of a dual-carriage way is a convenient place to park when nipping in to the bank, - That's just retarded really.
Helmets aren't fashionable so no one wears them, - I'd rather be in a car than on a bike.

Anyway, back to the original topic lol. If I was a copper I would make an example of the cocks who use the phones and smoke whilst driving.

[BertRoot]

I considered doing a site with pics of cunts on their mobiles including their reg plate but decided against vigilantism.

[cyprus]

I believe there are people who can handle a phone call whilst driving and others who just haven't got the fucking brain power to steer a car in a straight line whilst speaking down the blower.

If you think about it, it' just like talking to a passenger, the only difference being that you only have one hand on the wheel, but then again, how many of us drive with both hands on the wheel constantly anyway?

I'm not justifying speaking on the phone when driving, I'm just trying to say that only I should be aloud to do it coz I can handle it

Oh and please don't whine about people who drive and use their phones at the same time. Like a bearded bloke apparently said a couple thousand years ago, "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone. You hypocritical cunts."

[BertRoot]

How about texting when driving then? I seen a few cunts up to that one as well.

[Goldberg]

Yeah, texting whilst driving is fucking dangerous.

I used to do it whilst doing 70 on the motorway and then realised how fucking stupid it/I was!
Even now looking at the Sat Nav whilst driving is distracting, the sooner all cars have 'HUD's on the windscreen the better.

I find myself when driving now spending too much time making decisions for the fuckers around me who are not paying attention! I'm constantly thinking about the retard in front and behind me and what their next move might be!

Some people should just not be allowed on the road. I was the victim in 3 accidents about two years ago. All 3 came within a 6 week period! 1 Car written off by a fuckwit, a hire car hit from behind by some fucker who didn't realise the traffic had stopped, even though I had my hazards on - hit me at 70mph! and the third was in my then new car at a roundabout, some bitch just thought that because she thought it was safe to go that I would, hitting my again and fucking my already fucked back up further!

[rmj2663]

lazy cunts that throw rubbish all over the place piss me off.
For at least a mile in either direction of a drive through McD, KFC or Burger King there is always bags of burger wrappers & polystyrene boxes strewn across the roads.
Why do fuckwit chavs think its OK to throw empty beer cans on the pavement when there is a litter bin 5 feet away? Even worse is when a parent takes the wrapper of their kids Greggs sausage roll and throw it on the floor, dirty cunts teaching the kids to be dirty cunts!

On the spot fines please! Or make them wear hi viz jacket & clean the streets with their hands

[kizroll]

... i would pepper spray chavs in city centers


" u cnt fuck with the poilice "

[Ganty]

What pisses me off is a lot is peoples complete disregard to authority.

Not so long ago I parked outside the post office to collect my Neo-discs, on zig-zagged lines (naughty naughty).

At my local PO, you have to go round the back to the sorting office to collect your parcel, so this is where I went. I was waiting in line, quite fidgety because I knew I'd parked illegally, and a police officer walked round the corner

"Mr Gant?" he said, in a deep, booming voice

"Er... Yeah?" was all I could muster. I absolutely shat myself, and this was just for a parking violation ffs, so it amazes me how people will go about calling cops cunts, saying you can't do shit etc... to their faces.

I blame the parents, or, in the greatest cliché of our time, the lack of a prominent father figure. I was never hit as a child, not a once, becaue I respected my parents, and was shit scared of what would happen if I were to cross that line. Nowadays it would seem people don't give a shit, and parent's aren't there to be respected, simply abused, argued with, and blamed for all their wrongs.

[Goldberg]

... i would pepper spray chavs in city centers


" u cnt fuck with the poilice "

Unfortunately the Police are pretty powerless when it comes to kids!
I was at our community 'crime prevention' meeting the other night (another one for the 'You know your getting old when....') and the police chief stated that when it comes to anti social behaviour etc... then the police have no power, it is up to the CPS to charge the chavs!!! WTF!

[chesser]

knobheads driving with no feckin lights on and it's dark, for fecks sake are you not curious why you can't see where you are going! and wondering people are flashing their headlights at you constantly!! Feckin iditiots, usually women or old fuckers!

[Goldberg]

I often try to point out (as a pedestrian) when folks forget to put lights on but most of the time they just tell me to fuck off!

[-AMO-]

I considered doing a site with pics of cunts on their mobiles including their reg plate but decided against vigilantism.

Thats a brilliant idea. You could have it so other wannabe vigilantes can upload their own snaps too. I think you should go ahead with the idea, the potential for the site could be massive if it receives press attention etc, as I'm sure it eventually would.

[Goldberg]

It could be seen as invading other's privacy..... And knowing the way the law works they would probably win!

[Roach-Rampino]

Not exactly on topic but a few have menitoned chav behaviour in this thread and I'm not going to start a new thread just for this observation.

So, am I missing something or has it become trendy for young blokes, usually sporting tracksuit bottoms, to walk around with one hand down the front of their pants??? What the fuck is this about? It ain't cool, it's fucking odd and disgusting? I am no prude or square but what the fuck is this all about?