Secret Santa Help

[Lee Macro]

Can anyone work this out? Its a clue to a Secret SAnta I have to try and get someone but I'm fucked if I can work it out.....

"This item is to be found in the rainforest and the like.

Its a fun romp across the USA in a mini for 3 people, will they behave like their countrys sterotypes ? ? ............... the ultimate road trip !! Which will have you laughing all the way from New York to Miami and beyond!!"

Now I originally thought it was something to do with Top Gear (the USA Fly Drive thing they did) but can't work out where or how the Mini fits into it..............or the rainforest thing TBH

[Ganty]

Gawd knows.

I got Redwood (From country stereotypes - red necks, and in the rainforest and the like - wood) but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it. Google says it's a theatre somewhere

[Goldberg]

Just get them a M&S voucher or something lol.

[QfanatiQ]

BLimey, your secret santa is CIMPLICATED, normally it is pick a name, a limit on price is put on it.

If I like them i get thema porn mag, if i dont, i get a porn mag, if they are homophobic, guess what i get them! If i really dont like them i go out on company expsneses, nicka beer glass and get a horrible porn mag and do not wash the glass.

Unless someone knows who got how you can have alot of fun, my sugestion is get a American, inbread porno and there is still time to get one shipped!

WINNER

Q

[stevo25]

BLimey, your secret santa is CIMPLICATED, normally it is pick a name, a limit on price is put on it.

If I like them i get thema porn mag, if i dont, i get a porn mag, if they are homophobic, guess what i get them! If i really dont like them i go out on company expsneses, nicka beer glass and get a horrible porn mag and do not wash the glass.

Unless someone knows who got how you can have alot of fun, my sugestion is get a American, inbread porno and there is still time to get one shipped!

WINNER

Q

so you like a bit of porn?

btw pmsl at your post

[BertRoot]

I always get people silver g strings regardless of sex. If it is a bloke he has the joy of seeing his Mrs in it and if a girl she can fuck her man in it knowing that I bought it her thus getting her doubly wet. )

[QfanatiQ]

WHat can i say, a bit of porn never does anyoen any harm. However sayign that, when i got a dirty lesbian mag for a 68 year old PA who was VERY homophobic i thought she was going to have a heart attack.

I bet she still has it! She shodul do, her husband was the most fecking UGLY shite i have ever seen, had a moel so big i though some kid had thrown shit at his face and made is stick!

Jesus, some surgery is worth while but decapatation woudl have been a better choice.

I have not done a decent secret santa for a while, i now work in an office with over 200, there coudl be A LOT of fun to be had, i did at Valatine's DAy, i made cards for the women saying i want to taste your CT and some guys saying you area complete CT. Internal post is GREAT.

Look out online, there was aplace that had the most amazing selection of world mags. I think even the most searched person will find stuff to surprise and tickle thier fancy!

Enjoy

Q

[Lee Macro]

WHat can i say, a bit of porn never does anyoen any harm. However sayign that, when i got a dirty lesbian mag for a 68 year old PA who was VERY homophobic i thought she was going to have a heart attack.

I bet she still has it! She shodul do, her husband was the most fecking UGLY shite i have ever seen, had a moel so big i though some kid had thrown shit at his face and made is stick!

Jesus, some surgery is worth while but decapatation woudl have been a better choice.

I have not done a decent secret santa for a while, i now work in an office with over 200, there coudl be A LOT of fun to be had, i did at Valatine's DAy, i made cards for the women saying i want to taste your CT and some guys saying you area complete CT. Internal post is GREAT.

Look out online, there was aplace that had the most amazing selection of world mags. I think even the most searched person will find stuff to surprise and tickle thier fancy!

Enjoy

Q

Were you actually having a wank while you were typing that?????

[Ganty]

Were you actually having a wank while you were typing that?????

I think he must be, Q's post are normally very legible, but that just seemed like an over-excitable spunk fest

[QfanatiQ]

Were you actually having a wank while you were typing that?????

LOL, funnily enough, no, but thats not always the case!

I think he must be, Q's post are normally very legible, but that just seemed like an over-excitable spunk fest

You find me a post that has paragarphs that is legible of mine. My sly eye can type better than my fragile fingels dancing delicatly accross the keyboard of insanity.

Q

[Keva]

I gotta buy something for this bloke in my office. He burps, farts, swears and eats alot. Was gonna buy him a cheese burger but it may go cold :/

[CzarJunkie]

I'd gift wrap a turd, shaped into a disney character of their choice. Only cunts partake in Secret Santa...............

[Tommy J]

I think I've got the rainforest bit.

It can be found in the rainforest and alike = AMAZON

[baronvon]

I think I've got the rainforest bit.

It can be found in the rainforest and alike = AMAZON

nice, this has been bugging me since posted, lol

THE BARON

[Ganty]

That's backwards logic though surely.

The rainforest can be found in the Amazon, not the other way round

[Tommy J]

That's backwards logic though surely.

The rainforest can be found in the Amazon, not the other way round

Fuck knows, I just thought it sounded right. I'm shit with geography and that sort of thing, I don't even know where the amazon is....(I know, ignorant arn't I)

If it is the top gear DVD/book, it's on Amazon.

[Goldberg]

If it's the Top Gear dvd, it's on .nzb lmfao

[Swiss Tony]

Yea i've seen this before, it's the top queer DVD, Q will point you in the right direction, alternatively I saw this nice little number on amazon they might like ..........

Click Me

[GameKing]

Yea i've seen this before, it's the top queer DVD, Q will point you in the right direction, alternatively I saw this nice little number on amazon they might like ..........

Click Me

thanks mate I`ve sent for two copies, they`ll make handy little presents.

[muttleymacclad]

That's backwards logic though surely.

The rainforest can be found in the Amazon, not the other way round

The Amazon is a river which runs through the rain forest of Brazil.