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    Default "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    WTF!

    Ms Mills said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan - someone who eats no meat or dairy produce - or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.
    At Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, central London, she said: "There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?"
    Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife, who is engaged in a bitter divorce case with the former Beatle, was launching a campaign by the vegetarian group Viva!
    The former model, who lost a leg in an accident, appears on posters backing the campaign which state "You haven't got a leg to stand on" and "Hey meaty, you're making me so hot".
    <!--MPU BLOCKED BY PAGECLASS-->Wearing a green T-shirt bearing the message "Vegan, you can't get greener", Ms Mills said: "Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation. I'm not telling people to go vegan overnight. But if they stop drinking their cows' milk lattes, maybe this sort of thing won't have to happen."
    Earlier this month Ms Mills took part in a series of vitriolic interviews on daytime TV.
    During her appearances she claimed that she was driven to the brink of suicide by the media, and compared herself to Diana, Princess of Wales and Kate McCann.
    She later told GMTV: "I've had 18 months of the worst press ever and I got the chance to protect myself and my daughter."



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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    She want's locking up.

    I could make you greener than a vegan, Heather - by using your rotting corpse to fertilise my vegetable patch

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Stupid bint has lost the plot, Paul's head must have been battered having to live with the fker. Bet he wishes he signed a pre-nup...

    Anyhoo, we all drink rats piss from glass milk bottles anyhoo - they urinate all over them when they are in storage. That's what I was told as a kid anyhow. I blame the parents...


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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Yet again its poor reporting. From what I understand it has been "proven" that the dairy industry creates huge amounts of carbon. It is also recognised that human beings are the ONLY animal that continues to drink milk after infancy, and we don't even drink our own milk. Basically the points being made are that we don't actually need milk or dairy products, and we especially dont need to drink cows milk - we might as well drink rats milk or dogs milk.

    Its weak reporting all round, just trying to smear her because she's dared say bad things about our beloved Sir Paul (who I've always personally thought was a complete cunt anyway with very little talent!). If you actually try and see the bigger picture of what she is saying, factually she is correct.

    Saying that, a fresh cold glass of milk is amongst my favourite bevarages, so fuck her!

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    There's an unstable joke in there somewhere...
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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Quote Originally Posted by maverick_15 View Post
    There's an unstable joke in there somewhere...
    Buahahahaha

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    shoot the bitch...

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Fat Tony had a rat milking factory.

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Quote Originally Posted by H4ss4n View Post
    Reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Fat Tony had a rat milking factory.
    Knew it sounded similare!

    I do think she seems ot have lost it a little.

    She did this speach from speakers Corner Hyde PArk and then got in her 4x4 and the picture showed lots of plastic bags and bottles on teh back seat.

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    This story explains a lot.

    Poor old Paul spent bloody years hiding his Doner Kerbabs under the bed while he was married to Linda. He must have been bloody gutted when he realised soon after he married Heather that he would once again have to sneak out late at night to his late night burger bar for his regular "Mother F**ker Burger" (with fries)

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    As BBK has pointed out, it's just deliberately shit reporting, "Why don't you drink rat's milk?" is a question, not a suggestion.

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Marry/Divorce a 'Beatle' to help boost your bank balance!

    Silly bitch. She's not even that good looking! (But yes I would )
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Shoot the biatch, the stupd cow

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    The planets already pretty fucked, so lets all give in to cheesy chips, chocolate milk shakes and have a big stake.....yummy.

    Then we can fuck off to the moon and live in inflatable tents.

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Fuck that bitch, Who is going to take advice from a crazy deluded cow like herself.

    Perhaps she should follow her own advice and drink Paul Maccas milk !
    Last edited by Booyakasha; 21st November 2007 at 10:59 PM.

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    Info Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Termites give off more carbon emissions than cows.

    [deep breath]
    A global database describing the geographical distribution of the biomass of termites and their emissions of methane and carbon dioxide has been constructed. Termite biomasses were assigned to various ecosystems using published measurements and a recent high-resolution (10 x 10) database of vegetation categories. The assigned biomasses were then combined with literature measurements of fluxes of methane and carbon dioxide from termites and extrapolated to give global emission estimates for each gas. The global emissions of methane and carbon dioxide are 19.7 ± 1.5 and 3500 ± 700 Mt yrˉ¹, respectively (1 Mt = 10*¹² g). These emissions contribute approximately 4% and 2%, respectively, to the total global fluxes of these gases. This database gives an accurate distribution of the biomasses and gaseous emissions by termites and may be incorporated into global models of the atmosphere.
    [/exhale]

    Im sure I could find the info about cows if I could be arsed

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Let's see her lead by example and drink a glass of rats milk first.

    God I hate the one-legged-gold-digging bitch so much.
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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    Cows are giving off so much greenhouse gas now?
    Well at least I'm eating them, whats she doing about them?
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Default Re: "drink rats milk!" says Heather Mills

    I'd still give her rat a good milking

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