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    News 'Missing canoeist' has no memory

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    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=416><!-- S BO --><!-- S IIMA --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=203 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> John Darwin's disappearance left his family 'in limbo'

    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IIMA --><!-- S SF -->A canoeist who walked into a police station five years after going missing has no memory of what happened, police have said.
    John Darwin was presumed dead after the remains of his canoe were found washed up on a beach in Seaton Carew, near Hartlepool, Teesside, in March 2002.
    A search at the time failed to locate Mr Darwin, then 51, who walked in to the station in London on Saturday.
    Mr Darwin's 90-year-old father Ronald said it was "wonderful news". <!-- E SF -->
    Cleveland Police said officers were due to speak to him later.
    A force spokeswoman said: "We are pleased that Mr Darwin has been located safe and well.
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    I always knew John wouldn't do anything stupid


    Ronald Darwin, father

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    "This has been a long-running inquiry on behalf of the force and officers from Hartlepool hope to speak to Mr Darwin later to establish what has happened over the past five years.
    "The family have been informed. We have no account of what has happened in the last five years. He walked into a police station and said 'I think I am a missing person.'
    "The guy cannot remember anything about what has happened or why he has come forward.
    "He has no memory at all. He has obviously been somewhere for the last five years and a lot of questions need answering."
    No signs of illness
    Mr Darwin's 90-year-old father Ronald, who lives in Blackhall, near Hartlepool, said: "It's wonderful. Thank the Lord.
    "I always knew John wouldn't do anything stupid. He has always been a sensible sort of fellow."
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    <!-- S ILIN -->Rescuers recall search
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    Mr Darwin was examined shortly after speaking to police in London and showed no signs of illness.
    He left the station with his two sons who live in Hampshire and Berkshire.
    Mr Darwin's disappearance sparked agony for his family.
    At the time of his disappearance he was working as a prison officer and the alarm was raised when he failed to arrive for a night shift.
    'Difficult to grieve'
    His wife Anne, a doctor's receptionist, said six months after her husband vanished: "People die, have a funeral, they have a headstone, there is something to mark the fact they existed on this earth.
    "But without a body, I don't know how we can mark John's life.
    "All I want is to bury his body. It would enable me to move on. It's difficult to grieve without bringing things to a close, but as it is I'm in limbo and there's nothing I can do." A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said Mr Darwin was not held in custody. He said the Met would not be playing any further role in the investigation as Cleveland Police opened the original missing persons inquiry.
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    Default Re: 'Missing canoeist' has no memory

    very odd this, he has to have lived somewhere... very fishy indeed
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    Default Re: 'Missing canoeist' has no memory

    Exactly, no memory prior to the incident I would think is normal, but whilst I can't say I'm a medical expert in these matters, no memory of even why he went to the station does sound very odd indeed.

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    Unlike carlover I am a medical expert. This is a classic symptom of 'dodgy cunt'. This is nothing that a mock execut1on wouldn't get him to 'fess up.

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    I've been following this on the news and sounds well dodgy to me as well.
    Can anyone smell an insurance blag?
    I'll have 50p on the wife knowing he was alive all the time, they've had a fallout or somert and she's pissed off with all the dough and left him stranded.

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    My only thought was 'Harold Bishop' when I read it.

    I wonder if he was a vegetarian too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy View Post
    I've been following this on the news and sounds well dodgy to me as well.
    Can anyone smell an insurance blag?
    I'll have 50p on the wife knowing he was alive all the time, they've had a fallout or somert and she's pissed off with all the dough and left him stranded.

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    Thats what went through my head too.

    Now his old man is 90 he'll be popping his socks in the near future so hes back for his inheritence.

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    After drinking the fooking water from Cleveland Seaton Carew i'm surprised he's still alive let alone lost his memory

    If only he had gone in at Seaham he may well be dead and missus could have cashed the policy

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    I read tonight that his wife has now gone missing! WTF is going on with them.
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    maybe he was abducted by aliens

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    she left in the last week, simply up and left.

    She owned two houses and sold them with furniture still in them.

    dodgy wife who set the whole thing up I reckon
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    on the radio this AM that she`s sold up and moved to Panama

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    Default Re: 'Missing canoeist' has no memory

    ooo the plot thickens....

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    very interested to find out the truth on this one, plenty rumours flying about...


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    Nice to have this little drama whilst the McCann story has quietened down before they are arrested and hanged in the new year.

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    Police arrest 'missing canoeist'
    John Darwin arrest
    Mr Darwin was arrested in the early hours
    A man who reappeared five years after it was thought he had drowned at sea while canoeing has been arrested.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7128196.stm

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    Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post

    Ah yes a common side effect of 'dodgy cunt'. The patient normally gets arrested followed by a stint inside. This is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about.

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    There is definitely something VERY dodgy about this, suddenly appearing 6 weeks after the wife moves to Panama ..... not sure what extradition is like from Panama but I reckon its probably along the same lines as Brazil!

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    Oh look who's been in panama with his wife !

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    Buahaha, nothing like a bit of insurance fraud eh?

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