My wifes away to her works meal /night out

[diablos]

Ive just made my tea there a curry pot noodle no less(Chef Diablos) Doesn't it piss you off when theres that lumpy bit at the bottom that you've not mixed in right.


Beer then Football oh what a night.

[gunner]

So thats what she's told you....

[diablos]

So thats what she's told you....

Oh aye she will be getting humped and that as well, may go down on her later may taste better than the pot nooodle.

[gunner]

Oh aye she will be getting humped and that as well, may go down on her later may taste better than the pot nooodle.

Probably.

[B B Leo]

So thats what she's told you....

your talking about the woman he loves
( him and every one else )

[Little John]

I don't know what is more shocking

Diablos has a wife or someone actually seems to enjoy pot noodles

[diablos]

I don't know what is more shocking

Diablos has a wife or someone actually seems to enjoy pot noodles

Married 21 years mate, i always think women are like a garden a little dig now and again and there happy.

[Breamy]

diablos mate

she says hi, shes just had a pot noodle in your honour, and your right your lass does taste better than a pot noodle

[diablos]

diablos mate

she says hi, shes just had a pot noodle in your honour, and your right your lass does taste better than a pot noodle

She's back now, reading a book, trying to prove to me she's the educated one, i dont think she got her hole, but if she did it will just save me lubricating her up as the "big fella" can be a challenge for any woman.

[Breamy]

She's back now, reading a book, trying to prove to me she's the educated one, i dont think she got her hole, but if she did it will just save me lubricating her up as the "big fella" can be a challenge for any woman.

[Soulassassin]

Oh aye she will be getting humped and that as well, may go down on her later may taste better than the pot nooodle.

Make sure you get the right hole, you dont want to be getting any lumpy bits at the bottom again...

[funkyg]

I don't know what is more shocking

Diablos has a wife or someone actually seems to enjoy pot noodles

I lived on Pot Noodles when I was a student. Chicken & Mushroom with soy sauce. Mmmmmm. Just fancy one now!
They're tasty gorgeous, and don't forget, Steve Cram said they were healthy.

[grint]

Try the Bombay Bad Boy...you'll never look back.

[DJAd]

Ive just made my tea there a curry pot noodle no less(Chef Diablos) Doesn't it piss you off when theres that lumpy bit at the bottom that you've not mixed in right.

You must be a Pot Noodle rookie, but good choice in flavour, these baby's are lovely. It's all about technique, I fill mine to about half a cm above the noodles (not the line) then let that soak in, while that's soaking away I'll take a piss, or maybe plug any unwanted nasal hair. You know, the small jobs that only take a few mins.

By this time the noodles should of soaked up all the water, get a fork and spin them round, then stick it down the centre and slowly pull it apart and stir.

Add any more water if it looks to dry and then leave to stand for a bit longer, I'll normally skin up or something, then when I'm finished give it a final stir and flip it over and break it up a bit more, then guzzle the fucker down like a tramp.

Delicious......

[BBK]

I don't know what is wrong with you all. Clearly the best Pot Noodle is Sweet & Sour!

[Sushi]

You must be a Pot Noodle rookie, but good choice in flavour, these baby's are lovely. It's all about technique, I fill mine to about half a cm above the noodles (not the line) then let that soak in, while that's soaking away I'll take a piss, or maybe plug any unwanted nasal hair. You know, the small jobs that only take a few mins.

By this time the noodles should of soaked up all the water, get a fork and spin them round, then stick it down the centre and slowly pull it apart and stir.

Add any more water if it looks to dry and then leave to stand for a bit longer, I'll normally skin up or something, then when I'm finished give it a final stir and flip it over and break it up a bit more, then guzzle the fucker down like a tramp.

Delicious......

Haha! I thought I was the only one with a "technique"! I've kept it quiet for soo long!

I would add to that to put a plate on top while you're waiting as the steam helps cook the noodles at the top perfectly!

Have to disagree about the bit at the bottom - that's my favourite bit. I deliberatley don't stir the bottom actually. Then when you get there, mix it wit whatever little moisture is left and your in for a flavour explosion!

(I'm hungry now!)

[DJAd]

I would add to that to put a plate on top while you're waiting as the steam helps cook the noodles at the top perfectly!

Hmmmm, good idea.

[Nibb]

You must be a Pot Noodle rookie, but good choice in flavour, these baby's are lovely. It's all about technique, I fill mine to about half a cm above the noodles (not the line) then let that soak in, while that's soaking away I'll take a piss, or maybe plug any unwanted nasal hair. You know, the small jobs that only take a few mins.

By this time the noodles should of soaked up all the water, get a fork and spin them round, then stick it down the centre and slowly pull it apart and stir.

Add any more water if it looks to dry and then leave to stand for a bit longer, I'll normally skin up or something, then when I'm finished give it a final stir and flip it over and break it up a bit more, then guzzle the fucker down like a tramp.

Delicious......

DJAd's DF Pot Noodle

DONE

[Lee Macro]

Forget the plate. Only peel the lid back about 3/4 when you put the water in then use the little flap bit and tuck it under the ridge to close it again. The steam stays in the pot and as its silver it doesn't soak up the heat and stays in the pot and softens the noodles quicker

[BBK]

Forget the plate. Only peel the lid back about 3/4 when you put the water in then use the little flap bit and tuck it under the ridge to close it again. The steam stays in the pot and as its silver it doesn't soak up the heat and stays in the pot and softens the noodles quicker

Or in other words, do what it says on the fucking carton!!!!

It ain't tricky guys!!!