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    You gotta love the old comic strips
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    Thats very funny mate, Is it genuine?

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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    it just goes to show that you can`t beat a good hard WANK

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    That must have fuckin hurt, a hard wank to the face.
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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    nothing like a wank with a few friend round or enemys in his case
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    LOL

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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    lol, very good

    Reminds me of this article that Maddox wrote a couple of years ago

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    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=wank...-8&sa=N&tab=il

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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=wank...-8&sa=N&tab=il

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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    Aye wank means nothing in America after all Peggy Bundy's maiden name in Married With Children was Wanker!
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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    i wonder if he ever cum too after getting knocked out like that.

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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    After the shitty day i have had, i needed that giggle Thats ace, new wallpaper


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    Default Re: "Wank... that's an order''

    the yanks dont understand the word wank as we do. They have a term 'wanksta' which is a wannabe gangster but thats it.

    I had many fun days teaching the yanks our phrases while i was over there.

    Other words they dont know (off the top of my head)

    curry - (my mate pronounced it cooreey)

    ask someone if they want a fag (as in cigarette) and duck cos they might well swing at you

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    Great piccy, superb.

    After all the yank idiots on COD4, if I never speak to another one from that country for the rest of my life it will be too soon.
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