Close

Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    DF Admin 4me2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Kent
    Posts
    33,090
    Thanks
    1,879
    Thanked:        2,033
    Karma Level
    2254

    Attention Giant knickers put out house fire

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=629 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=3>Giant knickers put out house fire

    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=416><!-- S BO --><!-- S IBOX --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=208 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=5></TD><TD class=sibtbg>
    Jenny Marsey with her scorched pants


    <!-- S IMED -->Pants on fire
    <!-- E IMED -->
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IBOX --><!-- S SF -->A family home was saved from burning down when a pair of giant knickers were used to put out a fire.
    Jenny Marsey's size 18-20 cotton pants were a lifesaver when they were grabbed to cover a frying pan fire at her home in Meryl Gardens, Hartlepool, Teesside.
    Her son and nephew were trying to fry some bread when the blaze broke out.
    But the quick-thinking pair used the Marks & Spencer underwear from a pile of washing, doused them in water, and threw them over the fire. <!-- E SF -->
    Mrs Marsey, 53, said: "My £4.99 parachute knickers have come in handy for something. We've had a good laugh that they were a bit like a fire blanket."
    <!-- S IBOX --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=208 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=5></TD><TD class=sibtbg> I'm taking it all in my stride and it's quite a funny start to the New Year


    Jenny Marsey

    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IBOX -->
    The incident happened on Sunday, while Mrs Marsey was out for the day.
    Her son John and his cousin Darren, 23, were cooking, when they went to answer a knock at the door, only to return to a blazing kitchen.
    Mrs Marsey said: "When they found the pan on fire they did what most people do and panicked.
    "But they found a pair of my knickers in a washing basket and basically used them as a fire blanket to put out the fire."
    Mrs Marsey, who is also mother to Sarah, 23, Joanne, 24, and Donna, 27, added: "I think if they had been my daughter Sarah's skimpy knickers they wouldn't have done any good. "I'm taking it all in my stride and it's quite a funny start to the New Year." A spokesman for Cleveland Fire Brigade said: "They did the right thing in the end. We advise everyone to get fire safety advice."<!-- E BO -->



    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7167549.stm

  2. #2
    DF VIP Member GameKing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Pits of Hell
    Posts
    12,798
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        2
    Karma Level
    1438

    Default Re: Giant knickers put out house fire

    "size 18-20" good job she was a fat-arse.

  3. #3
    DF VIP Member BertRoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Poppy Fields
    Posts
    23,955
    Thanks
    1,038
    Thanked:        2,059
    Karma Level
    2513

    Default Re: Giant knickers put out house fire

    Ugly fat cunt. Hope the fuckers were clean as looking at her I am sure she punishes a pair of knickers.


  4. #4
    DF General DogsBody
    Mickey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Digital Forums
    Posts
    16,955
    Thanks
    1,879
    Thanked:        2,077
    Karma Level
    1254

    Default Re: Giant knickers put out house fire

    Hard and crusty knickers lol
    i bet they hum now

  5. #5
    DF VIP Member WRATH OF BOD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Monkey Hangers
    Posts
    6,611
    Thanks
    2,585
    Thanked:        1,229
    Karma Level
    791

    Default Re: Giant knickers put out house fire

    it made me cringe.it was in my town of hartlepool.lol.size 20 reported on the news thismorning.dumb bint lol.
    I JUST LOOKED AT THE VIDEO PANTS ARE 15 YEARS OLD
    Last edited by WRATH OF BOD; 2nd January 2008 at 04:57 PM.

    Sent By Brick Wrapped In Paper Thrown Through The Window..........

  6. #6
    DF VIP Member davey52's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    403
    Thanks
    191
    Thanked:        158
    Karma Level
    231

    Default Re: Giant knickers put out house fire

    I would imagine that giant knickers put out many a good fire!

Similar Threads

  1. Come on Baby light my fire
    By ibobsy in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 21st June 2006, 02:58 AM
  2. Fire strike
    By Nookie_Bear in forum The Dog and Duck
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 22nd October 2002, 02:42 PM
  3. Moving house - can I take my dsl with me?
    By bugnote in forum Internet Connections & VPNs
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 9th October 2002, 06:18 PM
  4. [REVIEW] Reign of Fire
    By biggy7 in forum Movie Talk
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 6th October 2002, 12:26 PM
  5. Doshing the giant?
    By bobbydavro in forum Nintendo Consoles
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 17th September 2002, 03:57 PM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •