How many 5 year olds could you take on

[GTI]

Question :
How many 5 year olds could you take down?

Rules:

• You are in an enclosed area the size of a basketball court.
• Once you are incapacitated you lose, once a 5 year old is incapacitated they are out.
• The kids will receive 1 days training from hand-to-hand experts on how to gang up and take an adult down
• You will receive 1 hours "counter-tactics" training
• The children are motivated to not get scared, no matter how much bloodshed, even the last child will do his best to take you down
• There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

I think I could take on 15, even if they formed a human wave and rammed me.

Whats your magic number and what specific tactics would you would use ?

[Mario87]

i could take on as many as you like....cos I'd just sit on top of one of the fences round the edge, and then they wouldn't be able to touch me....

[DB]

My tactics would include a baseball bat accompanying me into the arena, i would whack the closest one on the bracket with such force that it would make there eyes pop out, this would make them shit scared of me so i reckon i could take an arena full

[GTI]

My tactics would include a baseball bat accompanying me into the arena, i would whack the closest one on the bracket with such force that it would make there eyes pop out, this would make them shit scared of me so i reckon i could take an arena full

Please refer to rule 5 Also there will come a point when fatigue sets it and the mountain of toddler corpses forms a quagmire around your ankles, thus slowing you down.

[moonrat]

depends on how dirty you are willing to fight; and what moral views you may have. I myself wouldnt hesitate in picking one up and using them as a club on the rest, or piledriving one into a big pile of them

[BBK]

Im not sure, but I have a couple of advantages in that I am a huge fat fucker so it would be harder for them, plus of course I do karate and know one punch or kick per kid will do the job - 5 year olds are easy, if we started getting onto 8 year olds then it would be a different matter. When my 8 year old girl hits you feel it, when the 5 year old hits you don't. Of course, I have the huge disadvantage of lack of fitness and no speed, and of course at that height they are perfect for aiming a whack in the bollocks, which would probably result in incapacitation.

I dunno, basing it on the kids in my daughters class I reckon I could do two classloads before it started to get really tiring.

[Ganty]

Hundreds. I'd adopt a tactic used by King of Tekken fame -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVCKeUUWbkY (About 35 seconds through)

That'll teach the fookers.

[GTI]

I think you're all being a tad too confident. We are talking about waves upon waves of squealing banshees intent on toppling the "go to bed now" authority figure of evil. They will punch you in the knackers, clamp to your legs like limpets, bite, kick, scream etc..

I actually down-revise my figure to about 8, after that I'd probably be on the floor with my head being used as a trampoline.

Spoiler:

Bwahahahaha!!!

[Over Carl]

You missed the link.

I think I got 24 when I went thru it.

[BBK]

You missed the link.

I think I got 24 when I went thru it.

LOL I got 29 according to that

[B.I.G.]

After going through the questions on the link i got 22.

But i'm confident i could do more in real life.My oldest lads 5 and i don't even have to hardly put any power into my punches to knock him out.

[DB]

After going through the questions on the link i got 22.

But i'm confident i could do more in real life.My oldest lads 5 and i don't even have to hardly put any power into my punches to knock him out.

Totally agree mate, my daughter is 5 and ive noticed an inch punch using only 1 knuckle to the temple is enough for a 12 hour kip.

[B.I.G.]

Totally agree mate, my daughter is 5 and ive noticed an inch punch using only 1 knuckle to the temple is enough for a 12 hour kip.

Simple yet effective and only leaves the slightest bruise.

[yankee]

The site reckons I can take 33.. but 5 year olds are pretty weak. One kick or punch to the head is gonna take one out.. so realistically I think most grown men could take around 50.

[micko69]

the site reckons 30
thats bollocks, in fact i am gonna go find some 5 years olds and proove it

[casio]

32!! im shocked i didnt think id get that many

[DB]

The site says 33

I could fuckin knack more than that

[Cenus_]

1 at a push

[Fusen]

site says 34

[cyprus]

Site says 28 and I can't really argue because I've never been in a similar situation before. One thing I would say though is that I wouldn't stand around waiting for the little fuckers to swarm me. I'd charge in , dive on the first 10 and start smashing their brains on the floor. I would go in like a fucking demon and only stop when I couldn't climb over the mountain of corpses around me.