Geriatric sex.

[I Black Belt]

So two geriatrics in a nursing home get pissed on sherry and decide to have a bit of "how's your father"
The old guy says to his lady" so what did you love having done to you during sex?"
she replies "well I always loved it when a man went down on me"
So he pops his teeth out, lifts her dress, takes off her support tights and thermal vulcanised rubber pants and slowly starts kissing her, from the neck, down towards her belly button.
As he gets near his goal he notices an awful, awful smell which makes him feel sick.
Tactfully mentioning the aroma, she says
"I'm so sorry, it's my arthritis"
"Before she died", the man replied, "my wife was riddled with arthritus and she never smelled like that"
To which the woman replied, "No, my arthritus in in my hands, and I can't wipe my arse properly".

[flumperino]

ffs, that's nasty

[ibleedred]

evil evil man....... hahaha

[GameKing]

like it.

[B B Leo]

thought that was class