1 U.S Delta force, 1 Russian Spetznaz and 1 SAS trooper.
Anyway, the U.S and Russian start arguing about who is the toughest.

The U.S. soldier said " We Delta force guys are the toughest. During the gulf I ran out of ammo, but still stormed an enemy bunker on my own and finished off 5 enemies bare handed and came out without a scratch"

The Spetznaz soldier said " We Russians are by far the toughest. I was tortured and managed to kill all of the camp guards with my bare hands, before escaping and rejoining my troops without any boots on in sub zero temperatures"

The SAS soldier said nothing. He just carried on poking the embers of the fire with his cock.