3 nuns crossing the desert

**I Black Belt** · 9th January 2008

Laden with provisions for a missionary.

Anyway, they get set upon by a gang of marauding Tuaregs who rob them of everything except for a bag of salt, some yeast and a tin of flour.

Trying to make the best of a bad lot the mother superior says to the others

"look, we can't arrive empty handed, we'll use what we've got and make some dough, in the tin and the sun will cook it into a loaf of bread"

"but mother superior, we have no water" says one nun.

"not to worry my child", we'll use gods water - we'll widdle on it" replies mother superior.

So they mix the ingredients and the first nun squats over the tin, but try as she might, not a drop can she produce.

tutting her annoyance, the mother superior tells the second nun to try. Again, not a drop can the second nun summon forth.

So the mother superior, determined that they will overcome this setback raises her robes and squats over the tin.
Nothing.
Not a drip.

So she strains harder and unleashes a massive fart into the tin, causing a blowback which covers her from head to toe in flour.

And the other two nuns piss themselves laughing.