Job for the taking

[RSV]

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Oxford."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"

"No – that's where the end of the queue is"

[eggon]

erm....

[BBK]

LOL well I thought it was amusing!

[ant3b]

lol pretty amusing to be honest

[ronanb]

Helps if they wear American Knickers.... One Yank and they are down.


I'll get my coat.

[inspectercoley]

I prefer it when they are waxed already. I think too much of that smell might drive you insane, especially if your not allowed to tap it...

[GameKing]

heh heh my kind of joke.