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    Default fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Being of a certain age, the concept of having a 'fu(k buddy' is a little alien to me. However, being a male of the species it seems like this is a concept I can get onboard with.

    Having said that and after giving the whole concept more thought I find myself wondering if this development isn't detrimental to the fabric of society.

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    In my experience it's only one of the two involved that thinks they are just fuck buddies.
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Well I had a FB a few years back. Both fancied each other but didn't see ourselves together long term. So we fucked. Suited us both at the time.

    I no longer fuck her or are buddies lol

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Being of a certain age, the concept of having a 'fu(k buddy' is a little alien to me. However, being a male of the species it seems like this is a concept I can get onboard with.

    Having said that and after giving the whole concept more thought I find myself wondering if this development isn't detrimental to the fabric of society.

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    Mate, quit with the pm's i aint gonna be your fuck buddy
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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Quote Originally Posted by DB View Post
    Mate, quit with the pm's i aint gonna be your fu(k buddy
    buhahaha, now that's funny

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Being of a certain age, the concept of having a 'fu(k buddy' is a little alien to me. However, being a male of the species it seems like this is a concept I can get onboard with.

    Having said that and after giving the whole concept more thought I find myself wondering if this development isn't detrimental to the fabric of society.

    Discus.............
    Any help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB View Post
    Mate, quit with the pm's i aint gonna be your fu(k buddy
    Had you fucking nailed on as a hole I could punish. Public displays of affection will only mean more of what you're used to. Slut.

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    its quite a good arrangement m8. works well
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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    i think for true fuck buddies the girl needs to be a proper nymphomaniac and totally and completely into sex with no real conscious on the matter, which is very rare indeed

    i did know one once, she has sort of grown out of it now apart from when very drunk. she'd regurarly have two lads in one night or run around house parties naked and stuff. the problem with that is that she was quite a good looking girl but most guys didnt want to go near her cos she was such a total slag

    she once had a semiboyfriend/regular and woke up naked next to him with no recollection of the night before. she asked him what happened and he said "i think you shagged some guy" her reply "oohhh.... do you want a blowjob then?" if only they were all that simple and straightforward
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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    i still have. meet up quite regular. hotel somewherr. have loads of sex then back to the normal everyday life. perhaps a call and a text every few days explaining what she is going to get the next time we meet up etc.

    rag the fu(ka around the hotel room shove things up her for fun etc.... basically both just after 1 thing and 1 thing only. if there were any feelings starting to evolve i would shove my co(k up her ass no lube and unexpected get a big slap and my excuse to leave and never see her again.

    but all good fun especially when you don thave to explain what you did the weekend and where you been during the day etc.

    (ocks out and go for a ride. fantastic

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Have had a couple or three. Always works till they think they own the Root Stick. Fucking retards, it belongs to me and is only used as I say. I like the concept but bitches are inherently needy of more after a few months.

    My mate currently has a couple on the go and trying to keep them on the straight and narrow is proving difficult for him as the need is growing within them.

    Nesting instinct is strong for some of us I suppose.


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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    The idea of a fuck buddy has never really appealed. I'm much more of a head fuck kind of a guy in that I need to feel strong physical as well as mental attraction.
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    Doesn't work, been there and got the t shirt.

    At some stage someone starts wanting more than just casual sex and thats when things go pear shaped.
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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    If folk dont know i am a girlie and my best friend is a girlie, and we been best friends for 20 years ( met at 5 in nursery and been friends ever since),
    and sometimes we have a " Girlie night" we both married, and our "Girlie nights" are the things that keep both our marriages together... Girls know how to touch/please Girls....
    we meet up every 2 weeks and i class her as my fu(k buddy!!!!!!


    My marriage coulnt survivie without her......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charona View Post
    If folk dont know i am a girlie and my best friend is a girlie, and we been best friends for 20 years ( met at 5 in nursery and been friends ever since),
    and sometimes we have a " Girlie night" we both married, and our "Girlie nights" are the things that keep both our marriages together... Girls know how to touch/please Girls....
    we meet up every 2 weeks and i class her as my fu(k buddy!!!!!!


    My marriage coulnt survivie without her......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Always works till they think they own the Root Stick. fu(king retards, it belongs to me and is only used as I say. I like the concept but bitches are inherently needy of more after a few months.
    I have had many similar experiences with the Roach Pole.

    The combo of love god, major personality and all round social big hitter was more than the fit babes could handle. After I'd cut 'em loose I had to get out that many injunctions and restraining orders against them stalking me for more of the A1 loving, I had my own parking spot down the magistrates court. One even compared my bedroom skills to be "as addictive as crack but harder to quit".

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Quote Originally Posted by Charona View Post
    If folk dont know i am a girlie and my best friend is a girlie, and we been best friends for 20 years ( met at 5 in nursery and been friends ever since),
    and sometimes we have a " Girlie night" we both married, and our "Girlie nights" are the things that keep both our marriages together... Girls know how to touch/please Girls....
    we meet up every 2 weeks and i class her as my fu(k buddy!!!!!!
    If your husband cannot satisfy you why the hell did you get married to him?

    Does he get or has he ever been involved in your little soirees? Is your mate a full time tres bien? Is she married, partnered up?

    Any pictures or 3gp videos?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Booyakasha View Post
    Doesn't work, been there and got the t shirt.

    At some stage someone starts wanting more than just casual sex and thats when things go pear shaped.
    Yup, thats what I say. Its fun until it gets serious then it all goes wrong. Its really put me off slags now and I find them repulsive However I find escorts etc OK because they are doing it for the money and not the sex.

    Yes i'm strange lol

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    Had a FB quite a few years ago. She used to work on the North Sea ferries to Holland and back. Used to have to work for 2 weeks then she used to have 2 weeks off so we used to meet and fuck like rabbits. She never wanted anything more as she was hardly in the country which suited me fine. Plus she used to bring some cracking porn and stuff back which got abused no end!!

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    Default Re: fu(k Buddies - What gives?

    I used to have a fuck buddy! Starts off brilliant, cos your both just in it for the sex! Then after a while it begins to get a bit serious when you dont want it to, and it always ends up the same way!

    I would def have another fuck buddy should one happen to come along, but I think I'll be a bit more wary if she starts to get a bit serious!

    @ TwoPlanks, I missed it when she was walking around the party with nothing on! I had to go home early cos I had to be up at 4am to go to Knockhill!!

    And your right, she was a slag, but most folk I know at uni would....just cos its an easy shag! As they say...any holes a goal!

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