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    Default Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Funny taste: A hungry customer was horrified when they realised the chocolate cake was covered in human faeces



    Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with human faeces.
    A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn't taste or smell "quite right" and handed the cake to public health scientists.
    The analysts soon established that the sweet treat was covered in faeces and legal proceedings against the shop owners were started.
    Shop owners Saeed Hasmi, 25, and Jan Yadgari, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption.
    The pair - who ran the Italiano Pizzeria in Roath, Cardiff - admitted the charge but did not say how the chocolate cake was contaminated.
    The takeaway is a favourite with late-night revellers and students living around the takeaway close to Cardiff University.
    A spokeswoman for the public health department in Cardiff City Council said: "The person who bought the cake realised it didn't taste or smell quite right so they reported it to us.
    "Subsequent examination by the public analyst and national public health service laboratories confirmed the presence of faecal matter.
    "There were bits of it all over the top of the cake.
    "We cannot say for definite what kind of faecal matter it is, although it is very likely it was human. It would have to go through a DNA test for us to know for absolutely sure."
    Hasmi and Yadgari at first denied the charge but pleaded guilty at Cardiff magistrates court before the trial.
    Hasmi, of Roath, Cardiff, and Yadgari, of Adamsdown, Cardiff, were each fined £1,500 and ordered to pay £200 costs.
    After the case Hasmi said: "It was not our fault but I don't want to talk about it.
    "I'm not working in the food industry anymore. I want to do something else.
    "We are sorry for the people who ate it," he said.
    The case has taken 18 months to come to court and the pair have both left the Pizzeria.
    Shams Mehrabi, who took over the Italiano Pizzeria in March, condemned the actions of the two men. He now has hygiene certificates on the wall and said: "I have the highest standards.
    "This is a completely different business now. We have a lot of happy customers - we won't be selling chocolate cake."


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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Mmmm, tasty
    Leechr will grab your tv-ep nzb's for you :)

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Fantastic new, I've eaten there.

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Well that does explain some of the shit that comes out of your mouth (sorry had to be done )

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    I didn't try the chocolate cake. Their fudge sundays were to die for though. Literally. Of cholera or typhoid. Or something...

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G. View Post
    Well that does explain some of the shit that comes out of your mouth (sorry had to be done )
    That cake wouldn't have affected Walter, he talks out of his arse
    "There's nothing worse than arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about...."

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    filthy dirty fucking scummy cunts. and i dont even like chocolate cake. cunts

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    I'm only surprised that they didn't find more, like traces of semen in the cream or fanny batter in the cake mix.

    I've no doubt this happens across the country, the shop owners probably get grief every friday and saturday night and repay the punters with food coated with lashings of their own bodily fluids and waste.

    If you dare to eat at these establishments you've got to expect it.

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    If you dare to eat at these establishments you've got to expect it.
    It's true.To be honest when i'm pissed they could probably stick pieces of faeces on a skewer and actually call it a shitsh kebab and i'd still eat it with chilli sauce on.

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G. View Post
    It's true.To be honest when i'm pissed they could probably stick pieces of faeces on a skewer and actually call it a shitsh kebab and i'd still eat it with chilli sauce on.
    We used to go for what we called a 'sit down' in an Indian on Westgate in Wakefield after the clubs had chucked out. This is going back to the mid to late 80's and the poor fu(king waiters got nothing but grief. I hate to think of some of the shit they must have done to our food.

    I remember once ordering Tandoori Chicken for a starter and they brought this fu(king leg and thigh on a plate and there was no way it was chicken, it looked like a cats hind leg. I ate the fu(ker, tasted like chicken.....

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Cunts to used regularly serve us up shit in our school dinners.

    Not many people know this but there is a govt plan to increase the 5 a day to six , shit being the sixth .
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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    I ate the fu(ker, tasted like chicken.....
    I've heard that description somewhere before It went somewhere along the lines of " suck this its foul" .
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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    I used to have mates that worked at a famous biscuit factory and they used to constantly seagull the mixture.


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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    i suppose a typical meal there would be
    Boggy burgers
    Breast milk yoghurt
    and to wash it down a litte wee tea


    Yuck:emot75:

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    Default Re: Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I used to have mates that worked at a famous biscuit factory and they used to constantly seagull the mixture.
    You need locking up !!!!!!!!!!
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