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    1. 18th February 2008 #1
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      Funny shit joke farting football

      Man and Wife are in bed.....

      Man farts and shouts " ONE NIL "....

      Wife squeezers one out and shouts " ONE ALL "..

      When it gets to 2 each the man farts , follows through and shits the bed.

      Wife says " What the fuck was that ? "

      Bloke replies

      " Half time. Swap sides " .......
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    2. 18th February 2008 #2
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      Default Re: shit joke farting football

      not bad really...made me smile anyhow...


      Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
      the same thing?
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    3. 18th February 2008 #3
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      Default Re: shit joke farting football

      Oh fucking dear
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      Default Re: shit joke farting football

      old as the hills but it still makes me smile.
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    5. 18th February 2008 #5
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      Default Re: shit joke farting football

      Superb..
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