At the weekend I was at my mates flat, it was the early hours of saturday morning. There were a few of us and we'd been out clubbing and were having a bit of Ket session. After a while the conversation degenerated to telling our most disugsting sex stories, ugliest birds we'd fucked etc.
My mate Dan is a bit of sex deviant and admits to allsorts of stuff, especially when in a battered condition.
A belter he came out with was when he was a kid living with his parents he was cracking one out under the duvet, he was getting near the vinegar strokes when his dad popped into his bedroom to speak to him. He let go of his cock immediately but he was already past the point of no return, his throbbing member managed to self twitch its way to a climax and he tried to hold in his muffles and act normal whilst his todger spurted in all its glory under the duvet whilst his dad was trying to talk to him.
He says it took him a while to recover from climaxing whilst looking at his dad.
We joked with him that he probably has to imagine his dads face to cum.
Feel free to tell us about any funny wank stories you have about yourself, or a friend..........
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