Quote Originally Posted by crazyal View Post
I'd shoot my torped0 down her trench. (That was crap let me try again)

I'd shove my carrot into her hot-pot. (No, still no good one more..)

I'd love to put wonka-bar into her scrumdiddlyumptious. (rubbish)

I think I just wanna shag her.
Yes sometimes it is best to get straight to the point