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    Default The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    Close the door, we're trying to sleep: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    In most refrigerators, you don't come across living things. Except maybe some yoghurt or a spot of mould. But open up Shirley Neely's two fridges and you'll find them teeming with life.
    On every shelf, wrapped in tea towels, are slumbering tortoises. The smaller ones are snuggled up in a biscuit tin, but the bigger fellows are laid out side-by-side in their makeshift sleeping bags.

    Shelf life: Some of the 75 tortoises tucked up inside Mrs Neely's fridges for their winter sleep


    Mrs Neely who runs the Jersey-based Tortoise Sanctuary, had to set up the fridges because of the particularly mild winter.
    Her tortoises hibernate for up to three months between December and March, and need steady temperatures between 3c and 8c.
    They are in danger of waking early if it heats up - and then do not have enough body weight to keep themselves warm and not enough energy to eat or drink.
    But fridges, at a steady 4c to 6c, are the perfect environment.
    Mrs Neely said: "It's much easier to maintain a constantly cool temperature with a fridge than it is with our ever-warming climate."

    I'm awake: Shirley Neely with Wilma, 70, who isn't hibernating


    The 75 tortoises were given three weeks without food, allowed to complete their toilet needs (tortoises must empty their digestive system before hibernating), then bathed, weighed, wrapped and put to bed - with the odd bottle-of wine or jar of mayonnaise for company.
    The towels were removed for these photographs, which gave Mrs Neely an opportunity to check all was well.
    She opens the doors each day to waft fresh air inside. As tortoises breathe only once a minute during hibernation, this is sufficient to keep them healthy.
    Mrs Neely used to keep her animals in boxes in an outhouse and not all her visitors are used to this new method.
    On Saturday night a guest said she would get a bottle of wine and was stunned when she opened the fridge.
    Mrs Neely said: "I do sometimes keep a bottle of wine inside because it helps stabilise the temperature."
    Most of the tortoises in her care were confiscated at airports by customs officials. Several are not hibernating, as they have been ill.
    Next month, she will begin to wake them up in stages. They will eventually move into heated greenhouses.


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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    and any that dont wake up. she makes turtle soup with em
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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    with that smile i think she does more with them than meets the eye.
    there is even room for the milk lol

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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki View Post
    with that smile i think she does more with them than meets the eye.
    Well spotted.

    It's evident that their shells meet her clam regularly. Filthy bitch.

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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    You have to think about the use of a tortoise leg on a leathery old clout. Sure they fucking love the sensation generated by the claw-type extrusions on the foot dragging round a semi-prolapsed g spot.


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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    "I do sometimes keep a bottle of wine inside because it helps stabilise the temperature."
    Does it bollocks, you just want to chill your wine like a normal person.

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    Outrageous ! Grounds for a divorce for cruelty and unreasonable behaviour .

    Wheres her old boy supposed to keep his fucking beer then ?
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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    We all know
    "Hellmans makes the sandwich."
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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy J View Post
    We all know
    "Hellmans makes the sandwich."
    isnt this classed as advertising?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    Outrageous ! Grounds for a divorce for cruelty and unreasonable behaviour .

    Wheres her old boy supposed to keep his fu(king beer then ?

    Lol, I'd find it hard to believe that she is married!
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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    she'd be better off freezing them, they'd last even longer ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    Well spotted.

    It's evident that their shells meet her clam regularly. Filthy bitch.
    Indeed

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    Default Re: The woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridges

    mmm turtle shit in the same place i store my food. Sounds like a good idea

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