Your missus on one knee....

[wtaylor]

Sorry not a filthy pic but has any blokes been proposed to? Or any of the DF ladies going down

[TheFincher]

Fuck! I forgot about this.............. Im gonna have to make myself scarce when she gets home from work!!

[BertRoot]

I got nailed by this in 96. Scheming bitch.

[Nibb]

Mine just asked me in a non-leap year!

[eggon]

fu(k! I forgot about this.............. Im gonna have to make myself scarce when she gets home from work!!

Excellent Fincher....Very funny!! She will track you down!!


Forntunatly for me, my bird lives in Norway.....will be mega suprised if she proposed!!

[wtaylor]

I have already planned a night out with the lads, phone is going off after work

Gutted for you Bert, did anybody feel sorry for the guy on GMTV this morning, he looked like some body took all his beer away when his missus popped the question !

[Little John]

If I got the inclination she was going to drop to one knee I would go down first and pop the question just to break her bubble.

[Nibb]

If I got the inclination she was going to drop to one knee I would go down first and pop the question just to break her bubble.

You old romantic!

[jaygo]

If I got the inclination she was going to drop to one knee I would

Undo my trousers and say is it my birthday??

[LFC Muppet]

Undo my trousers and say is it my birthday??

I would do the same apart from saying "is it my birthday" I would just piss in her mouth so she couldn't get the words out.

Shame i'm already married!!!

[wtaylor]

Filthy Fecker

[liveseytowers]

lol this thread made me chuckle! There is no chance my mrs will propose to me shes in a right mood!

[ant3b]

i second that from what i have heard

[evilsatan]

some major respect for their partners going on in this thread. Heard about this on the radio yestuday, was some funny stuff.

[RSV]

The only reason my mrs would go down on one knee tonight would be if i kicked the silly cow in the shin

[diablos]

If she goes down on one knee just flop your cock out it will spoil the moment.
Also helps if you say "drain it bitch"

[Charona]

what a bunch of old romantics

[Tommy J]

I had a proposition this morning by a stranger

Spoiler:

She said, if you don't let go of my tits I'll smack you in the mouth.

[TheFincher]

Excellent Fincher....Very funny!! She will track you down!!


Forntunatly for me, my bird lives in Norway.....will be mega suprised if she proposed!!

Dont worry, She wont........... She told me she thought you were a cunt anyway!

[willp2003]

did anybody feel sorry for the guy on GMTV this morning, he looked like some body took all his beer away when his missus popped the question !

he really looked like he wanted to say "no", but with all the cameras there he said "go on then"
i think GMTV should do a bit more research