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    A few years ago I went into the kitchen at a party and did a piss in a shot glass and left it there, I hung around the kitchen talking to people so see if anyone picked it up, there was a few people who looked at it smelled it and put it back down, some even questioning what it was to people around them.
    Eventually one dickhead after smelling it when his mate asked him what it was said fuck it I'll drink whatever it was and promptly downed the shot, his face turned to a bit of a grimace and I burst out laughing, I couldnt handle it, this guy had drank my piss. People asked why I was laughing and if it was because I knew what it was, I denied knowledge and just said I was laughing at his face after he'd drank it. He said he thought it was tequila, but I think he knew what it was as he promptly fucked off away from the kitchen after that and was fairly quiet for the rest of the night. I didnt like the cunt, he was a bit of cocky fucker so I was glad he was the one that drank my piss. But I suppose looking back it was a bit harsh.

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    Excellent. Prizewinner there Jim. Nowt at all wrong with that and people should expect that sort of behaviour.


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    Nothing to be ashamed of there mate.
    I've pissed in / on lots of things in my time, usually on / in items belonging to people I don't like.
    I once pissed in a pot plant that belonged to some bitch who lived with me, her room fucking stank afterwards and she never worked it out.
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    lmao, good story

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    Great story matey, the cnut needed it

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    Default Re: bit bad I suppose

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    A few years ago I went into the kitchen at a party and did a piss in a shot glass
    my word, you have a small bladder fella
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    there seems fair to me. i mean if he was a co(k then fair enough. i bet he wernt after downing the remains of your bladder.
    next time you should get a video that would be class

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