Still think I need forgiveness

[LFC Muppet]

Reet,

I was going out with this bird and she had a house party.

My mates wanted me to wind her up to see if she had a temper. I thought of something that would really wind her up and would definitely cause a reaction.

Off I went to the kitchen and opened the hamsters cage, I then walked towards the Microwave...........

I put the Hamster in the microwave just as her younger sister was watching what I was doing, she started screaming and the ex came running in just as I was shutting the door.

All of this was a wind up and I was never going to press the quick cook button (honest).

She went off it and never spoke to me for weeks. The party continued and a lot of people dossed on the floor overnight.

Next morning here is the hamster floating in someones piss (someone must have pissed in the cage over night)

Do I need forgiveness for not even turning the microwave on?? (I will ask for it anyway)

[BertRoot]

Well if you had nuked the little fucker it would have been reasonably quick and you would have had a tasty morsel for dipping in a little HP sauce. A wasted opportunity sir.

[Nibb]

Perhaps some fucker put him in the normal oven, and someone else pissed on him to put it out!

[ant3b]

Yeah someone must of shoved him in there then pissed in its mouth

[Mickey]

Lets hope no fecker tried to sh@g it to death

great story matey