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    Default Boiling tube in my ass

    When I was young at school I used to steal boiling tubes out of chemistry and gingerly insert them in my ass using a little of my fathers brylcreem for lube. A few strokes with the tube and I used to get a mighty bonk on and splash my chest with hot salty jism regularly. I always used to remove the thing at spurt time as I was worried my starfish might clench and I would have to have bits of broken glass removed from my colon.

    Was I wrong to do this cos it felt so good?
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Errr,
    Welcome to the forum....!
    I think that you will fit in just fine.....

    FFS...!

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Quote Originally Posted by crashtestmac View Post
    Errr,
    Welcome to the forum....!
    I think that you will fit in just fine.....

    FFS...!
    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=337591

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    Sorry i hang my head in shame, have just read Raptor post about being able to post Anonymously....!

    Nice post by the way Ganty..!

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Fucking filthy cunt. I thought I was depraved and then I read this sort of filth.

    Seek professional help without delay. I have some boiling tubes round mine if you want to show me your shit.


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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    fu(king filthy (unt. I thought I was depraved and then I read this sort of filth.

    Seek professional help without delay. I have some boiling tubes round mine if you want to show me your shit.
    Spot of skitzo eh Bert


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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    This feature is fucking tops!

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Forgive me i have a confession ..............
    Laundry room
    I steal panties from the hotel's laundry room. I usually pretend to do a load of laundry and sit there and watch the girl load the washer. As soon as she leaves, I open up the machine (hopefully before they get wet) and grab the first pair I can find. I usually return to my room, and jack off sucking the crotch of all her juices... then cum on the crotch. Sometimes I'll return them right back into the machine... this gets tricky, but it adds to the fun. Good luck... always bring a laundry bag in with you just in case.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    was your fav subject science?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Forgive me i have a confession ..............
    Laundry room
    Oi! Get yer own fucking thread. I wanted to share my boiling tube experience with you all and you come and detract from my shame. Jesus some people.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Get fooked

    argh bollocks forgot to hit that button again !!

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    I like to piss in beer bottles, reseal them and give them to friends and family as gifts over christmas.

    It's the thought that counts.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Shit I thought I was the only one who did this.

    I don't feel so guilty as I returned the tubes after I had used them.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    When I was young at school I used to steal boiling tubes out of chemistry and gingerly insert them in my ass using a little of my fathers brylcreem for lube. A few strokes with the tube and I used to get a mighty bonk on and splash my chest with hot salty jism regularly. I always used to remove the thing at spurt time as I was worried my starfish might clench and I would have to have bits of broken glass removed from my colon.

    Was I wrong to do this cos it felt so good?
    Excellent i thought it was just me at school, The only problem with it for me was that for 2 to 3 weeks i could not walk rite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuffle View Post
    Excellent i thought it was just me at school, The only problem with it for me was that for 2 to 3 weeks i could not walk rite.
    Erm.. Did you forget to click Anon?
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    you should have used something from the wood work shop instead m8
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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    This thread is gold!!

    PS: I just used to use my mum's rampant rabbit and some KY....
    "There's nothing worse than arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about...."

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    Default Re: Boiling tube in my ass

    Quote Originally Posted by neo2810 View Post
    This thread is gold!!

    PS: I just used to use my mum's rampant rabbit and some KY....
    Hope you washed it first Neo
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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