You took that satin dress to the dry cleaners and left in hanging in the office over the weekend. I came into work that Saturday and stayed till late, around 8pm my mind wandered to porn and I had a peep at that robbs celeb site. I got the horn and then spotted your dress, so i wrapped that lovely soft material around my poll and gave it a vigirous polishing. I came buckets into the dark green material and as the fog lifted from my eyes I realised my crime. I tried to wash it in the sink but that only made it worse as the water and spunk caused the dye to run. So I stole your dress and dumped it on my way home. They blamed the cleaners and security, but I was the low down fucking thief, it was me. Forgive me Fay
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