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    You took that satin dress to the dry cleaners and left in hanging in the office over the weekend. I came into work that Saturday and stayed till late, around 8pm my mind wandered to porn and I had a peep at that robbs celeb site. I got the horn and then spotted your dress, so i wrapped that lovely soft material around my poll and gave it a vigirous polishing. I came buckets into the dark green material and as the fog lifted from my eyes I realised my crime. I tried to wash it in the sink but that only made it worse as the water and spunk caused the dye to run. So I stole your dress and dumped it on my way home. They blamed the cleaners and security, but I was the low down fucking thief, it was me. Forgive me Fay
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    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Shit, that is deep
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    Buhahahahahaaaa

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    What a guy!, great stuff m8.
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    LMAO

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    fantastic story !! fay must of been well pleased

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    Did it stain your cock? If so how did you explain this to the Mrs? Were you not tempted to bukkake the dress with a couple of the cleaners as well?


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    Should have spunked up the inside, around the cup area and then had the satisfaction that you had spunked on fay's knockers

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike View Post
    Should have spunked up the inside, around the cup area and then had the satisfaction that you had spunked on fay's knockers
    I wish I had thought of that. However on one occasion I did look in her gym bag and found amongst other things a sealed tampon, a sweat band, sports bra, some socks and a pair of shorts. I took a whiff of each item and found the smell of talc and perspiration quite intoxicating, and along with the excitement of getting caught I had a brilliant wank. I came copiously on the lid of her laptop whilst holding her stuff to my face. The strange thing is that I didn't fancy fay in real life, but she was still responsible for at least 5 stellar wanks.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    haha, is she a corker?


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    u only done what any one would do m8
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